Posted on 05/12/2011 9:09:17 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA
The 53-year-old Californian man answered the door to a woman who claimed she was there to give him an enema.
As the man had recently undergone intestinal surgery, he assumed the visit was part of his rehabilitation and allowed the woman into his home to perform the procedure.
The woman took him into the bedroom, had him drop his trousers and lie face down on his bed, before performing the enema in less than two minutes.
A day later, the man began wondering about his experience and contacted the Sonoma Police Department to report the incident.
The investigating officer contacted the man's doctor and was told that an enema had not been prescribed, ordered or approved.
Due to the condition of the man's eyesight, he was unable to offer police a description of the mystery woman and she left no clues of her identity at the scene.
Sonoma police have now turned the case over to the domestic and sexual assault unit of the Sonoma Sheriff's Office, who have yet to make sense of the incident.
Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/863137-blind-man-confused-over-mystery-enema#ixzz1MCY4wMsl
That sounds like the excuse I give my wife when she makes a really, really, really good lasagna. I never tell her it was good, I always tell her she needs more practice and to try again next week.
Are you kidding?
I hope so because it would shock the hell out of me to think that there are two people who are dumb enough to believe that real doctors give door to door enemas.
I am still having trouble believing that there is the one.
[cue Don Pardo]
“But her name lives on...Jane Doe...The Sonoma Enema Bandit!”
Posted on Wednesday, April 19, 2006 8:37:15 PM by Rakkasan1
Broward Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a 76-year-old man Thursday who they say was going door-to-door in a Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood offering free breast exams.
Two women accepted the exams, BSO officials said.
At about 9 a.m., BSO investigators say, Philip Winikoff drove to an apartment complex near the 3200 block of Northwest 40th Street. Carrying a black ''doctor's'' bag, he walked up to the building and told a 36-year-old woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams.
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I see that my comment on that Madonna thread will follow me around like stepping in dog crap and not being able to get it off. LOL.
With friends like that, who needs enemas?
I heard RealzChannel purchased the rights to this story.
LOL - it’s a bit two faeced
Mwahahahahahha!
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