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Blind man confused over 'mystery enema' (Unbelievable)
Metro UK ^
| 05-12-11
| Metro Web Reporter
Posted on 05/12/2011 9:09:17 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA
The 53-year-old Californian man answered the door to a woman who claimed she was there to give him an enema.
As the man had recently undergone intestinal surgery, he assumed the visit was part of his rehabilitation and allowed the woman into his home to perform the procedure.
The woman took him into the bedroom, had him drop his trousers and lie face down on his bed, before performing the enema in less than two minutes.
A day later, the man began wondering about his experience and contacted the Sonoma Police Department to report the incident.
The investigating officer contacted the man's doctor and was told that an enema had not been prescribed, ordered or approved.
Due to the condition of the man's eyesight, he was unable to offer police a description of the mystery woman and she left no clues of her identity at the scene.
Sonoma police have now turned the case over to the domestic and sexual assault unit of the Sonoma Sheriff's Office, who have yet to make sense of the incident.
Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/863137-blind-man-confused-over-mystery-enema#ixzz1MCY4wMsl
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: enema; napl
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As Bob Grant used to famously say: "It's sick out there and getting sicker."
To: Lazlo in PA
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posted on
05/12/2011 9:11:54 PM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud dad of an Army Soldier currently deployed in the Valley of Death, Afghanistan)
To: Lazlo in PA
3
posted on
05/12/2011 9:13:13 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Lazlo in PA
An accomplice looting him while he was busy with her?
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posted on
05/12/2011 9:13:19 PM PDT
by
decimon
To: Lazlo in PA
I fail to see what was unusual, it was in California after all.
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posted on
05/12/2011 9:16:13 PM PDT
by
mnehring
To: decimon
That would be my suspicion.
6
posted on
05/12/2011 9:16:20 PM PDT
by
SatinDoll
(NOT FOREIGN NATIONALS AS OUR PRESIDENT)
To: Lazlo in PA
"The 53-year-old Californian man answered the door to a
woman who claimed
she was there to give him an enema. "
Snicker...sure...
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posted on
05/12/2011 9:17:15 PM PDT
by
Palter
(If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it. ~ Mark Twain)
To: Lazlo in PA
Is this the guy who woke up in a bathtub full of ice, with one kidney mysteriously removed? [/snopes]
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posted on
05/12/2011 9:18:05 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
To: Lazlo in PA
She cleaned him out in more ways than one.
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posted on
05/12/2011 9:20:27 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: SatinDoll
That would be my suspicion.I like the way you think, sister. I can tell you've been around. Now what's with this falcon you're all looking for?
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posted on
05/12/2011 9:21:01 PM PDT
by
decimon
To: Joe 6-pack
I didn't even think of that angle. Maybe this is the beginning signs of Obamacare. They are starting with door to door stool sample for our files in Washington.
Then again it could be someone from Massachusetts getting information for their system
.
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posted on
05/12/2011 9:21:01 PM PDT
by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: Palter
Don’t blame the poor guy. We’re not sure if she was hot or not..
To: Joe 6-pack
You are one heartless bachelor’s child to post that picture!
It will take a wire brush and bleach to get that one out of my mind.
13
posted on
05/12/2011 9:22:14 PM PDT
by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles,)
To: max americana
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posted on
05/12/2011 9:22:56 PM PDT
by
brytlea
(If you don't know what APOD is you'd better find out!)
To: max americana
We're not sure it was a she.
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posted on
05/12/2011 9:23:46 PM PDT
by
Palter
(If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it. ~ Mark Twain)
To: Palter
To: decimon
OH! Ha, ha.
Is that from a movie?
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posted on
05/12/2011 9:25:43 PM PDT
by
SatinDoll
(NOT FOREIGN NATIONALS AS OUR PRESIDENT)
To: Lazlo in PA; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Ah, the old “I’m here to give you an enema” ploy, eh?
To: Lazlo in PA
Well, I hope he said ‘Thank you.”
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posted on
05/12/2011 9:30:28 PM PDT
by
lurk
To: Lazlo in PA
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