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Woman flees Wal-mart in her bra
The Morning Journal ^
| April 24, 2011
| Kelly Metz
Posted on 04/24/2011 5:42:43 AM PDT by karatemom
ELYRIA — A Norwalk woman accused of shoplifting fled an Elyria Walmart yesterday in only a bra after getting into a scuffle with a security officer, according to an Elyria police report.
Police were dispatched to Walmart, 1000 Chestnut Commons Drive, at just after 11:30 p.m. Friday to reports a woman had fled the store wearing only a bra and carrying store merchandise that had not been paid for, the report stated. Officers were told the woman was running through the Walmart parking lot and had gotten into a vehicle on Chestnut Commons Drive.
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TOPICS: Local News; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crack; mmmsteak; napl; ohio; simpsons
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To: cripplecreek
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posted on
04/24/2011 7:25:41 AM PDT
by
spokeshave
(Obamas approval ratings are so low, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the USA.)
To: MNDude
Ditto on the no pics. She probably looked like this little hottie...
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posted on
04/24/2011 7:27:40 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(A communist is just a liberal in a hurry)
To: reagan_fanatic
I can bet tax dollars paid for that “healthy” figure
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posted on
04/24/2011 7:37:35 AM PDT
by
commonguymd
(Freedom is a myth anymore it seems)
To: karatemom
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posted on
04/24/2011 7:52:24 AM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
("If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing." -Napoleon Bonaparte)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
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posted on
04/24/2011 8:04:59 AM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
("If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing." -Napoleon Bonaparte)
To: who knows what evil?
Chuckecheese seems to be another brawling favorite.
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posted on
04/24/2011 9:11:34 AM PDT
by
Sequoyah101
(Half the people are below average.)
To: optiguy
Girl should get some nipples tatooed on that backfat....double the pleasure?
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posted on
04/24/2011 9:17:19 AM PDT
by
Gaffer
To: E. Pluribus Unum; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Laz would hit it. But he wouldn't be proud. (Much.)
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posted on
04/24/2011 11:05:09 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum; karatemom
sammie and baby derek’s Details
Status: In a Relationship Here for: Friends
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: vermilion ohio
Body type: 5’ 6” / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Religion: Atheist Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Smoke / Drink: Yes / No
Children: Proud parent
Education: High school
Occupation: stay at home mother
Income: $30,000 to $45,000 But "has to" shoplift $60 buck worth of stuff? Guess it must be her atheism showing.
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posted on
04/24/2011 11:36:16 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz
That would all depend on which of his personalities has control of him. He’s an AI program, a lascivious hitter, an hysterically funny joker, or a serious political commentator. Those are the identities I’ve seen so far, but there could be more.
He’s a great guy, right Lazamataz?
To: Slings and Arrows
Walmart has a woman’s fleas in their what, exactly?
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posted on
04/24/2011 12:49:34 PM PDT
by
paulycy
(Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
To: reagan_fanatic
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posted on
04/24/2011 12:57:48 PM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: karatemom
This thread IS not useless without pictures.
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posted on
04/24/2011 1:03:54 PM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: Liberty Valance
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posted on
04/24/2011 1:04:17 PM PDT
by
who knows what evil?
(G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
To: paulycy
Walmart has a woman’s fleas in their what, exactly?Upper management.
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posted on
04/24/2011 1:49:39 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: karatemom
“I dreamed I shoplifted Wal-Mart in my Maidenform Bra”
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posted on
04/24/2011 3:19:14 PM PDT
by
wetgundog
(" Extremism in the Defense of Liberty is no Vice")
To: count-your-change
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posted on
04/24/2011 6:59:00 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
To: karatemom; Perdogg; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; ColdOne; ...
Ridiculous story — I’ve never seen *anyone* wearing a bra while shopping in Walmart.
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posted on
04/24/2011 6:59:00 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
04/24/2011 7:07:53 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
To: who knows what evil?
Places to avoid...Wal-Mart, McDonalds, any mall in general... Any street, blvd.,ave that has M.L.K. in its name.
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posted on
04/24/2011 9:04:54 PM PDT
by
Graybeard58
(Be the kind of man that when you get up in the morning, the devil says, "Oh crap, he's UP !!)
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