Lazamataz Vows Celibacy

By Lazamataz

[Lazamataz]

Yes, everyone. You have heard me correctly. I have come to realize that casual sex with various women is sinful and wrong. It is lustful and lascivious, and I have decided that in my turn towards rightous living, that I must stop 'Hitting It'.

Expect no more comments of 'I'd hit it'. Expect no more flirting with cute freeperettes. Expect no more comments about pretty women's pictures.

Women have become more than sex objects to me. They are whole and wholesome Children of God, and I have come to the understanding that to treat them as amusement parks is degrading to both them and me.

[decimon]

Your Lazamataz handyman has had an approved Police CRB check carried out, providing you piece of mind of who you are letting into your premises. Please feel free to ask for a copy prior to any works being commenced.

http://www.lazamataz.com/

[Lees Swrd]

This might change your mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY0xgRA_Sk0&NR=1&feature=fvwp

[JDoutrider]

There’s always suicide Laz...

[no-to-illegals]

New information coming across the airwaves, Hillary has released a statement .... Dang, Laz quit hitting it, and I went to the doc and had this release form filled out. Cancel my trip to Vegas.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

April fools.

[Lazamataz]

I noticed that guy a few years ago, too. I always wondered how he came up with 'Lazamataz'... is he a Freeper?

Perhaps he will join me in my newfound sexual purity.

[Lazamataz]

I noticed that guy a few years ago, too. I always wondered how he came up with 'Lazamataz'... is he a Freeper?

Perhaps he will join me in my newfound sexual purity.

[Lazamataz]

Not any more. My ‘catting’ days are over.

[hoagy62]

April Fools is good, but there are some things that are so obviously a massive sack of s**t as to be unbelieveable.

Like this.

Happy April Fool!!

[stylin19a]

Please pass the torch to me ?

[Lazamataz]

I will stop “treating them as amusement parks” when they stop treating men as human wallets.

In my experience, women care about spiritual condition first, then video gaming skills, then comic-book collection size, and finally comes looks and the wallet.

[dforest]

Make that same promise on the next Groundhog Day:)

[Joe 6-pack]

"In my experience, women care about spiritual condition first, then video gaming skills, then comic-book collection size, and finally comes looks and the wallet."

I've found that being hung like a Shire draft horse is pretty much all a guy needs.

[central_va]

Sorry, a huge wallet trumps all.

[no-to-illegals]

Perhaps Laz would sell it at a reasonable price? Sources say Laz has remarked, he (Laz) is looking to be a capitalist (Thank Goodness) and make a profit for the torch. Is this true, or have sources let us down again? Good thing it is April 1. Though have heard somewhere (unnamed sources) BH0 wants to carry Laz’s torch. A bidding war is about to commence?

[Lazamataz]

No, Advanced Dungeons-and-Dragons moderating skills trumps all.

[Lazamataz]

I don't care about that domain so much. If he gets business because people are looking for my posts somewhere, more power to him!

I wouldn't hit his daughter or wife, though.

[no-to-illegals]

We have Laz (the Man) right here ... so Laz where will the bidding start for your torch? I do not want it, but there is a lot of interest being generated by this. Reports are the State Department has offered $200 dollars to open the bidding. Laz, I think the torch is worth way more than $200 dollars. Could I feel the flame? whoops, forget that, please!

[central_va]

No, Advanced Dungeons-and-Dragons moderating skills trumps all.

My son is into that via Runescape. Are you familiar with Runescape?

[MHGinTN]

Laz, you’ve either forgotten to add ‘ability to prepare meals for the queen’s delight’ or haven’t yet been exposed to sufficient numbers of ‘modern women’ to discover this insidious trait in them. To the ‘modern woman’ a man has utilitarian value or he is not worth ‘dancing’ with.