Posted on 03/04/2011 1:53:53 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
ROME, Ga. -- Authorities said a north Georgia man was arrested after police said he stuffed a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes down the front of his pants and walked out of a Walmart without paying for the items.
Police said the man left the store through its Garden Center with the items in his pants on Tuesday afternoon.
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Ha ha... his name is Joseph LEE Stringer. Another criminal with “Lee” or “Wayne” as the middle name.
Let me guess: The good news for him was he had enough room to stuff all that crap in there. The bad news was he got caught because it was heavy enough that it pulled his pants down.
Proud of you! 34th post before someone got the line right.
Proud of you! 34th post before someone got the line right.
“Tase him Jones! Tase him! I was frisking him, and there’s a Rhode Island Red in his shorts!”
Big deal. They put goats down their pants at Berkley.
Another sex-toy class dropout from Northwestern U.
Is that a cockarel in your pants or are you glad to see me?
Hell, half the time there is a waiting line for the fat ass carts!
The first rule of Cockfight Club is you don’t talk about Cockfight Club.
Don’t think I would want any of it considering where it’s been.
stuffed a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes down the front of his pants and walked out of a WalmartThe mouth guard makes no sense.
Guy goes to a butcher...buys a live chicken, because it will be killed at home, in order to be kosher. Walking home, he passes a movie theater..want to see the film..can't get in with a live animal, so he stuffs the chicken down his pants..Chicken's gotta breathe, so when he's seated, he opens his fly, pulls the chicken's head out..and watches the movie..little while later, two ladies sit down next to him..after a while, one pokes the other and says...
"Mabel..look..the guy next to me..he's got his thing hanging out of his pants.."
"So what, says the other..you seen one..you seen 'em all.."
"But Mabel..this one's eating my popcorn..
“Clearly the effects of the recession is taking hold. There is no way that he would do this if he was not desperate. I know that kids steal things that are insignificant sometimes but those items are not your normal shoplifting ones.”
Agreed. This is just the start. My fiancee’ shagged a car out of our neighborhood today with 3 dare I say Pacos in it. Just cruising slowly past everyone’s house. On the third pass he pulled out and followed them in his truck and they kept pulling into driveways and sitting and looking around he just sat in the street until finally they took off and left the neighborhood. This is a daily occurence now in our neighborhood. Break ins every other day.
As the “recession” (joke) gets worse we will see more and more crime.
one of my sons is a long hauler - he is back and forth, up and down across this country. He says things are far worse out there than most people think.
And now, as we see the unemployed running out of their 2 yrs of unemployment checks - and the few jobs that ARE available, the employers do NOT want people who have been unemployed for a long time.
It's going to get a lot worse before it turns around.
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