Guy goes to a butcher...buys a live chicken, because it will be killed at home, in order to be kosher. Walking home, he passes a movie theater..want to see the film..can't get in with a live animal, so he stuffs the chicken down his pants..Chicken's gotta breathe, so when he's seated, he opens his fly, pulls the chicken's head out..and watches the movie..little while later, two ladies sit down next to him..after a while, one pokes the other and says...
"Mabel..look..the guy next to me..he's got his thing hanging out of his pants.."
"So what, says the other..you seen one..you seen 'em all.."
"But Mabel..this one's eating my popcorn..