[Upstate NY Guy]

A how-to guide??? Written with the help of a college administrator?? Oh boy.

[humblegunner]

The Skidmore College Wankers jacket is what all the cool kids wear.

[Recovering_Democrat]

Like college kids need to be taught how to masturbate.

Hell, if anything such a “top down” order might inhibit the activity. :-D

Now, if I were a PARENT who sent a kid to this school, I seriously re-think continuation of my hard earned dollars to such an institution.

[Shimmer1]

Bet these students could tell the administrator a thing or two about .....this.

[edpc]

Wonder if they have a co-op program with Northwestern.

[Jim W N]

The black ice of Skidmore - a disaster in progress.

[dfwgator]

Explains why most of the student body wears glasses.

[bigbob]

Is there a Bill Clinton endowed chair?

[lurk]

College students need help finding the fun parts on their own bodies?

This deserves a one-lifted-eyebrow stare of incredulity.

[Darkwolf377]

Like they would take away valuable video game and Dorito-eating time to masturbate.

[Berlin_Freeper]

You work hard, save your money to send your kids to college and then they come home with a masturbation problem while the administrator has his giggles.

[skeeter]

Skidmore is exactly whats gonna happen if kids start taking such instructions in the bathrooms.

I'll hold it till I get home, thanks.

[mamelukesabre]

What’s next? Instruction how to chug beer? Or stare at boobies? Good lord. If you need instructions for these things, maybe college isn’t your thing.

[Lees Swrd]

I bet they get hairy palms. My eyes must be bad I thought that it said skid marks at first.

[OldNewYork]

Not just that, but a great way to develop that self-absorbed, atomistic, self-satisfied sarcastic ennui colleges have been known for turning out.

[blueunicorn6]

“An advocacy program staffed by trained students” - You mean you have to try out for this team?

[mo]

Gives a new dimension to the job description of a “staff position” at skidmore...

[TomGuy]

Skidmore College
Cost of Attendance
Update for Academic Year 2010 - 2011

The 2010-11 basic annual costs of attendance are outlined below:

Tuition and Required Fees	$41,184
Room Fees
Traditional Residence Hall	$6,496
Residence Hall Single Occupancy	$7,096
Scribner Village (SV) Apartment	$7,940
Northwoods (NW) Apartment	$8,348
Board	$4,490

 

[Sacajaweau]

And they play toe tapping music, too.

[Neverforget01]

Skidmore Tuition and fees : $41,184
Dorm $6,496
Board $4,190

If I was paying this school this kind of money, the “administrator” would be fired and so would the person who hired him.

[Vinnie]

I.B.M.