Posted on 03/03/2011 2:59:46 PM PST by Upstate NY Guy
SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY -- A how-to guide for better masturbation that hangs in Skidmore College bathrooms is steaming up the campus in more ways than one.
The Your-Body-is-a-Wonderland edition of The Racy Reader, published by the college's Center for Sex and Gender Relations, encourages masturbation as "a great way to relieve some of the stress that comes with classes, finals and the never ending homework." The poster shows a map of the body's erotic zones and offers suggestions for heightening self-pleasure.
Students created 300 copies of the "restroom reader" with the help of a college administrator. Fliers were placed in bathroom stalls in dorms, classroom buildings and the college library. The poster invites male and female readers to "think up your fantasies."
"Spend time thinking about what really gets you going, and spend your day thinking about situations that get you turned on...
(Excerpt) Read more at timesunion.com ...
The Skidmore College Wankers jacket is what all the cool kids wear.
Like college kids need to be taught how to masturbate.
Hell, if anything such a “top down” order might inhibit the activity. :-D
Now, if I were a PARENT who sent a kid to this school, I seriously re-think continuation of my hard earned dollars to such an institution.
Bet these students could tell the administrator a thing or two about .....this.
Wonder if they have a co-op program with Northwestern.
The black ice of Skidmore - a disaster in progress.
Explains why most of the student body wears glasses.
Is there a Bill Clinton endowed chair?
College students need help finding the fun parts on their own bodies?
This deserves a one-lifted-eyebrow stare of incredulity.
Like they would take away valuable video game and Dorito-eating time to masturbate.
You work hard, save your money to send your kids to college and then they come home with a masturbation problem while the administrator has his giggles.
I'll hold it till I get home, thanks.
What’s next? Instruction how to chug beer? Or stare at boobies? Good lord. If you need instructions for these things, maybe college isn’t your thing.
I bet they get hairy palms. My eyes must be bad I thought that it said skid marks at first.
>>You work hard, save your money to send your kids to college and then they come home with a masturbation problem while the administrator has his giggles.<<
Post of the thread!
Not just that, but a great way to develop that self-absorbed, atomistic, self-satisfied sarcastic ennui colleges have been known for turning out.
“An advocacy program staffed by trained students” - You mean you have to try out for this team?
LOL all! The jokes just about write themselves.
The instructions state: "Spend time thinking about what really gets you going, and spend your day thinking about situations that get you turned on..."
It seems to me when I was 18 or 19 years old it was all I could do to NOT think about what gets you turned on (women of course).
Gives a new dimension to the job description of a “staff position” at skidmore...
“They told me I would go blind, so I figured I would just do it until I needed glasses!”
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