The Skidmore College Wankers jacket is what all the cool kids wear.
LOL all! The jokes just about write themselves.
The instructions state: "Spend time thinking about what really gets you going, and spend your day thinking about situations that get you turned on..."
It seems to me when I was 18 or 19 years old it was all I could do to NOT think about what gets you turned on (women of course).
Skidmore is about 70% female enrollment, as I recall. Lucky guys, no? So, if the women need to take care of themselves, so be it. Are they still called wankers, however? Somehow, I thought that term was reserved for men!