'Golden Voice' Ted Williams Bails on Rehab

TMZ ^ | January 24, 2011

[A CA Guy]

This is Palin’s fault as well, right? He was stuck watching her Alaska show or something, has to be the reason at least according to MSNBC.

[j-damn]

Wait a minute, you mean a story that was pushed to everyone all over the internet turned out to be a crock of crap? Get outta here!

/yawn, saw it coming.

[reagan_fanatic]

Worst of all he now risks losing his hot girlfriend.

What a shame. Yoo-hoo, all you bachelors out there...

[PJ-Comix]

The weird thing is that I’ve known devout non-alcoholics who hid their non-drinking habit. Like my friend Pete who made me promise not to reveal at a party that he wanted only ginger ale in his drink with NO Scotch. He didn’t want it to get around that he shunned alcohol. It wasn’t any moral qualms, it was just that his body reacted AGAINST alcohol.

[Lazamataz]

I used to be addicted to pistachio nuts but I quit my habit by weening myself off it with the nut version of methadone-—cashew nuts.

You are still using, then. You need to get to a Nuts Anonymous Meeting (suggested you do 90 meetings in 90 days), get a sponsor, and work the steps!

Step 1: We admitted we were powerless over legumes -- salted, honeyroast, lightly salted, candied or cajun -- and that our lives had become NUTTY.

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

Typical Liberal fallacy;

Success is only an opportunity away! All the “poor” need to succeed is money, taken from the rich who don't need it and have way more than they deserve!

“Lack of education is why the poor cannot succeed.” Give them that education and what do you have? Smarter criminals and welfare recipients who can work the system much more effectively.

By the way, this was a test. A test for all of America to see in regards to the MSM and the Liberal/Marxist philosophy. But it will not be seen that way.

[PJ-Comix]

It is the God of My Understanding.

In the case of Zippy the Pinhead that would be corn nuts covered with Polysorbate 80.

[Puppage]

Congratulations! I agree, someone has to WANT to recover.

Thank you, Mom.

It's the old "you can lead a horse to water" saying, I guess.

[Frantzie]

The guy is a creep and a fake. Yeah he is a substance abuser but hei is also a user.

[Let's Roll]

No. Only saw him one time with Matt Lauer (don’t know how that happened) but thought he was conning Matt and his side kick.

[Lazamataz]

In the case of Zippy the Pinhead that would be corn nuts covered with Polysorbate 80.

Um, I *AM* Zippy the Pinhead, and it's corn nuts covered with Polonium 84.

[ErnBatavia]

Sometimes the term “Southern” just screams out at you.....

[HIDEK6]

It wasn’t any moral qualms, it was just that his body reacted AGAINST alcohol.

It's quite natural for your body to go into convulsions after drinking scotch and ginger ale.

[BibChr]

Condemns the liberal lie that all poor people would be rich if they were just given things — best of all, at the expense of productive people.

2 Thessalonians 3:10 is timeless wisdom.

[Lion Den Dan]

Uh-Oh! Is the fairy tale about to end?

The fairy is at the end of its tail. Why is this sack of scum news?

[SE Mom]

When I first got sober we had a guy in and out of meetings who was a lot like Ted...I promptly told my sponsor we should do this or that for him (I knew EVERYTHING back then!) ..and she said something I’ve always remembered:

“Sometimes you have to love them enough to let them die”...it took me a good many years to understand what that means.

SE Mom 06/29/82

[Hoodat]

The high cost of low living.

[headstamp 2]

“I say this as a recovering alcoholic of 14+ years. “

Godspeed to you. I truly admire anyone who consents to long term sobriety. All the best.

[Emperor Palpatine]

Hey, it worked for Frank Sinatra.

The booze and cigarettes gave the Chairman Of The Board’s voice that wonderful burnished tone it had.

[Puppage]

“Sometimes you have to love them enough to let them die”...it took me a good many years to understand what that means.

Yep. Some don't make it so others can.