[metesky]

That neighbor or relative that thinks you're an asshat? Prove you're not by sending them one of these thoughtful, tasteful gift selections.

[metesky]

Look under the tree in the morning, Honey.

[Happy Rain]

Not to be all anal or anything,but I believe the Victorian term for undergarments was “unmentionables.”

But then Queen Victoria smoked pot for menstrual cramps and criminalized only male homosex because she insisted lesbianism was impossible.

[libertarian27]

Shake Weight {{{TeeHee}}}}

The South Park episode “Creme Fraiche” destroyed them...
Every time I see the shake weight commercials - I crack up......

[Madame Dufarge]

You peeked!

Jerk.

[DarthVader]

Obozo and Forrest Biden in 2008.

[DeFault User]

A real laser light saber? Seems like a practical gift to unwrap those blister packed items in style.

[Allegra]

Maybe I'm just sort of twisted (OK, there's really no "maybe" there), but I think this is hilarious:

[Paisan]

Handerpants

I’m still laffing...

[Hot Tabasco]

Every year I get something useless from one sister and bro-in-law.........I now come to expect it. Just once I’d like to get a tool of some sort, even if I might already have one.

[Hot Tabasco]

...I was almost tempted to get their grand-kids a drum set or some loud obnoxious toy this year.

[edpc]

Worst Gift From SNL

[Revolting cat!]

Solution:

[SomeCallMeTim]

One year, my mother ‘gave’ my dad a large wooden Coventry Candle... you know, the wooden ones with candles that spin..

Dad REFUSED to accept it, and we ALL had agood laugh!

[SonOfDarkSkies]

The worst gift, hands down, is that iPod loaded with his speeches that Obama gave the Queen!

[death2tyrants]

[Dallas59]

The worst is forgetting the reason for the season....

[Doomonyou]