The worst gifts ever

MSN.com ^ | By Sean Fallon

[metesky]

Underpants for the hands and other unspeakables among the holiday horrors for presents...

[metesky]

That neighbor or relative that thinks you're an asshat? Prove you're not by sending them one of these thoughtful, tasteful gift selections.

[metesky]

Look under the tree in the morning, Honey.

[Happy Rain]

Not to be all anal or anything,but I believe the Victorian term for undergarments was “unmentionables.”

But then Queen Victoria smoked pot for menstrual cramps and criminalized only male homosex because she insisted lesbianism was impossible.

[libertarian27]

Shake Weight {{{TeeHee}}}}

The South Park episode “Creme Fraiche” destroyed them...
Every time I see the shake weight commercials - I crack up......

[Madame Dufarge]

You peeked!

Jerk.

[metesky]

For HRH anyway...

[DarthVader]

Obozo and Forrest Biden in 2008.

[metesky]

Hey, this is a joke thread!

Oh... never mind.

[Happy Rain]

Meaning perhaps being the only “queen” not to be hit on by deviants may somewhat explain her amazingly influential eccentricities?

[DeFault User]

A real laser light saber? Seems like a practical gift to unwrap those blister packed items in style.

[equaviator]

Wow, do they make an edible version of those?

[Madame Dufarge]

You have to upgrade to "Deluxe."

Maybe next year.

[digger48]

Wow, do they make an edible version of those?

Yeah, but it's bacon strip flavored.

[Allegra]

Maybe I'm just sort of twisted (OK, there's really no "maybe" there), but I think this is hilarious:

[Paisan]

Handerpants

I’m still laffing...

[Hot Tabasco]

Every year I get something useless from one sister and bro-in-law.........I now come to expect it. Just once I’d like to get a tool of some sort, even if I might already have one.

[Hot Tabasco]

...I was almost tempted to get their grand-kids a drum set or some loud obnoxious toy this year.

[Happy Rain]

The only way you get skid marks on those skivvies is if you run out of TP.

Now other stains—well, the possibilities are many as the single and/or collective manual contact with sundry human or animal bodily fluids are damn near endless.

[metesky]

Tools? My motto has always been "two of each".

Although my pocketbook hasn't always allowed me to live up to my motto.

[dayglored]

> ...unwrap those blister packed items in style.

Not to mention, defending your still-wrapped presents from your little sister or brother.... :-)

"Lemme unwrap one...!"

"BACK OR I'LL SHOOT!"

"Aw c'mon, lemme do this one..."

ZZZZAAAPPPPP!!!

"AAARRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!"

Ah, the Christmas spirit... :-)