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"Honest, Officer, Those Drugs Hidden In My Crotch Are Not Mine"
Smoking Gun ^ | 12/17/10 | Smoking Gun

Posted on 12/17/2010 3:53:01 PM PST by Lmo56

Jessi Clark was riding in the front passenger seat of a Cadillac Wednesday night when Florida cops pulled over the vehicle after spotting the 29-year-old without a seatbelt.

As the driver spoke with cops, Clark allegedly “pulled out a piece of paper towel from her crotch” that had three Oxycodone pills and three Xanax tablets. Clark, pictured in the mug shot at right, then denied that the drugs she fished from the vicinity of her private parts were her property, according to a police report

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: darwinawardnominee; floriduh; humor; napl; whatsinherpurse
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What REALLY cracks me up is the account of a similar case at the end of the article !
1 posted on 12/17/2010 3:53:04 PM PST by Lmo56
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To: Lmo56

someone has to post the mugshot while pinging Lazamataz


2 posted on 12/17/2010 3:56:50 PM PST by GeronL (#7 top poster at CC, friend to all, nicest guy ever, +96/-14, ignored by 1 sockpuppet.. oh & BANNED)
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To: Lmo56

Holding them for a friend?


3 posted on 12/17/2010 3:57:02 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Lmo56

Crack?


4 posted on 12/17/2010 3:58:18 PM PST by Keli Kilohana (Editor, ZARR CHASM CHRONICAL [sic], Sore, WV)
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To: RichInOC

“Holding them for a friend?”

It had better be a darned good friend.


5 posted on 12/17/2010 3:58:30 PM PST by mkmensinger
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To: Lmo56

Crack?


6 posted on 12/17/2010 3:58:32 PM PST by Keli Kilohana (Editor, ZARR CHASM CHRONICAL [sic], Sore, WV)
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To: GeronL; Lazamataz
I'm going to have to go with "not too guilty" on this one...


7 posted on 12/17/2010 4:00:26 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Lmo56

I can almost believe her. There was no logical reason for her to pull out the drugs in the first place. The cop didn’t ask to search her and wasn’t going too.

The driver most likely told her to hide the drugs while he was being pulled over and then lied. This story seems more plausible. However, she could just stupid or on drugs. ;^)


8 posted on 12/17/2010 4:01:53 PM PST by BushCountry (I spoken many wise words in jest, but no comparison to the number of stupid words spoken in earnest)
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; Lmo56

If the drugs aren’t hers, I wonder who put them there?


9 posted on 12/17/2010 4:03:46 PM PST by Paleo Conservative
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To: Lazamataz

Party in HER pants ping!

Laz, you really have to stop getting making the wimmenz hide your junk in their junk. It is unseamly... er, unseemly.


10 posted on 12/17/2010 4:04:51 PM PST by ex 98C MI Dude (Alea Iacta Est)
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If the drugs aren’t hers, I wonder who put them there?

They were planted by a TSA agent.

11 posted on 12/17/2010 4:05:47 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Pablo lives jubtabulously!)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Okay, stop trying her in the court of pubic opinion.


12 posted on 12/17/2010 4:07:30 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Lmo56

One time a guy rolled his car in front of my house at around 3:00 am. I called the police and while I was waiting, a beat up pickup came, the guy jumped in it, and they drove off.

The first police car finally shows up and while the cop and I are talking he brings up the fact that a lot of people will wreck their cars like this and then report them stolen. Literally as he is finishing up the story he gets a call on his radio and answers it. He comes back to where I am standing and tells me the car has been reported stolen. ;)

In the meantime, two other cop cars show up. As we are all “milling around” and they are doing “cop stuff”, the beat up pickup drives by on the side road (from which the guy tried to turn, resulting in the rollover). I tell the cop, “Hey, that’s the truck the guy rode off in”. At that point, one of the cops hops in his car and takes off after the truck.

The cop comes back about 10 minutes later with a guy in the back seat. It was the same guy I saw get out of the car - and the cars owner. :)


13 posted on 12/17/2010 4:08:02 PM PST by RobRoy (The US Today: Revelation 18:4)
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I believe her, the guy probably shoved them at her, told her to stash this...she, not knowing what it was rejected his “offer”. On the other hand, I feel so much safer now that such hard core criminals are off the street. I wonder if the police ever get embarrassed at some of their busts?


14 posted on 12/17/2010 4:08:14 PM PST by runninglips (Don't support the Republican party, work to "fundamentally change" it...conservative would be nice)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Innocent!!!!!!!


15 posted on 12/17/2010 4:08:21 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: ex 98C MI Dude

"In Your Pants !!!"

16 posted on 12/17/2010 4:09:37 PM PST by Lmo56 (If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...</i><p>)
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To: Joe 6-pack

How about not quite sane?

lol

The junk wasn’t in the trunk, it was somewhere else.


17 posted on 12/17/2010 4:11:38 PM PST by GeronL (#7 top poster at CC, friend to all, nicest guy ever, +96/-14, ignored by 1 sockpuppet.. oh & BANNED)
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To: runninglips

Shouldn’t she be the one embarrassed here? It’s her name and picture.


18 posted on 12/17/2010 4:14:05 PM PST by GeronL (#7 top poster at CC, friend to all, nicest guy ever, +96/-14, ignored by 1 sockpuppet.. oh & BANNED)
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"Okay, stop trying her in the court of pubic opinion."

Why? She looks like she's worth trying....

19 posted on 12/17/2010 4:15:17 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Lmo56

Seatbelt laws are just another scheme to ensure that eventually everybody comes into contact with LE. “You people” want to live like this. I would rather be free. No I don’t care what’s stuffed down her pants.


20 posted on 12/17/2010 4:18:44 PM PST by DariusBane (People are like sheep and have two speeds: grazing and stampede)
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