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What REALLY cracks me up is the account of a similar case at the end of the article !
1 posted on 12/17/2010 3:53:04 PM PST by Lmo56
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To: Lmo56

someone has to post the mugshot while pinging Lazamataz


2 posted on 12/17/2010 3:56:50 PM PST by GeronL (#7 top poster at CC, friend to all, nicest guy ever, +96/-14, ignored by 1 sockpuppet.. oh & BANNED)
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To: Lmo56

Holding them for a friend?


3 posted on 12/17/2010 3:57:02 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Lmo56

Crack?


4 posted on 12/17/2010 3:58:18 PM PST by Keli Kilohana (Editor, ZARR CHASM CHRONICAL [sic], Sore, WV)
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To: Lmo56

Crack?


6 posted on 12/17/2010 3:58:32 PM PST by Keli Kilohana (Editor, ZARR CHASM CHRONICAL [sic], Sore, WV)
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To: Lmo56

I can almost believe her. There was no logical reason for her to pull out the drugs in the first place. The cop didn’t ask to search her and wasn’t going too.

The driver most likely told her to hide the drugs while he was being pulled over and then lied. This story seems more plausible. However, she could just stupid or on drugs. ;^)


8 posted on 12/17/2010 4:01:53 PM PST by BushCountry (I spoken many wise words in jest, but no comparison to the number of stupid words spoken in earnest)
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To: Lazamataz

Party in HER pants ping!

Laz, you really have to stop getting making the wimmenz hide your junk in their junk. It is unseamly... er, unseemly.


10 posted on 12/17/2010 4:04:51 PM PST by ex 98C MI Dude (Alea Iacta Est)
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One time a guy rolled his car in front of my house at around 3:00 am. I called the police and while I was waiting, a beat up pickup came, the guy jumped in it, and they drove off.

The first police car finally shows up and while the cop and I are talking he brings up the fact that a lot of people will wreck their cars like this and then report them stolen. Literally as he is finishing up the story he gets a call on his radio and answers it. He comes back to where I am standing and tells me the car has been reported stolen. ;)

In the meantime, two other cop cars show up. As we are all “milling around” and they are doing “cop stuff”, the beat up pickup drives by on the side road (from which the guy tried to turn, resulting in the rollover). I tell the cop, “Hey, that’s the truck the guy rode off in”. At that point, one of the cops hops in his car and takes off after the truck.

The cop comes back about 10 minutes later with a guy in the back seat. It was the same guy I saw get out of the car - and the cars owner. :)


13 posted on 12/17/2010 4:08:02 PM PST by RobRoy (The US Today: Revelation 18:4)
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I believe her, the guy probably shoved them at her, told her to stash this...she, not knowing what it was rejected his “offer”. On the other hand, I feel so much safer now that such hard core criminals are off the street. I wonder if the police ever get embarrassed at some of their busts?


14 posted on 12/17/2010 4:08:14 PM PST by runninglips (Don't support the Republican party, work to "fundamentally change" it...conservative would be nice)
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Seatbelt laws are just another scheme to ensure that eventually everybody comes into contact with LE. “You people” want to live like this. I would rather be free. No I don’t care what’s stuffed down her pants.


20 posted on 12/17/2010 4:18:44 PM PST by DariusBane (People are like sheep and have two speeds: grazing and stampede)
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To: Lmo56

My criminal defense attorney colleagues tell me that there are three cardinal rules that criminal defendants should follow:

1. Don’t talk to the cops.

2. Don’t talk to the cops.

3. Don’t talk to the cops.


21 posted on 12/17/2010 4:21:04 PM PST by Huntress (Who the hell are you to tell me what's in my best interests?)
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Three pills? Not as bad as the girl from Maine who got busted with 16 GRAMS of coke stuffed up her “hoo-hoo”. What made that case even funnier is that the driver gave the NH trooper a false name (they bought the coke in Mass.) and when asked to spell it, botched it.


25 posted on 12/17/2010 4:43:31 PM PST by OCCASparky (Obama--Playing a West Wing fantasy in a '24' world.)
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"holding them for a friend"

Cop:"you wouldn't happen to know where his hockey stick is,do ya?"

26 posted on 12/17/2010 4:44:12 PM PST by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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29 years old? She knew something about the drugs. If she were ten Years younger she might have been duped by a low life boyfriend, not at 29.


30 posted on 12/17/2010 6:00:04 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Sarah and the Conservatives will rock your world.)
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Updated link.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/oxycodone/honest-officer-those-drugs-hidden-my-crotch-are-not-mine


37 posted on 12/18/2010 10:32:36 AM PST by Paleo Conservative
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