"Opulence. I has it. But I also like savings the sharkbait. When I hear tourists being dinner for shark in Egyptian waters,I jump in it."
balkans humor ping
Good things always follow...
We’re going to need a bigger shark.
'Dragan' must be Slavic for Billy Bob.
LOL here hold my beer.
Yep! Yelling “Hold Muh Beer” Could very well make a hero out of a Serb or an Australian!
Still fits a “darwin award” with the phrase “...hold my beer...”
Note to sharks:
Do NOT engage in shallow water lurking or mopery around intoxicated Serbs.
Alcohol poisoning?!?
"Opulence. I has it. But I also like savings the sharkbait. When I hear tourists being dinner for shark in Egyptian waters,I jump in it."
a double! a “hold muh beer” AND a Fonzie ... he jumped the shark, literally!
Quint would approve.
Hard to tell what kind of fish it is. It does not look like a Bull or a Great White. Looks more like a Nurse, which are not very threatening...
awaiting...
Ping.
I’ve heard of ‘jumping the shark’ - not ‘jumping ON the shark’.
Look for this to become a new sport of vacationing serbian drunks.
Give a Slav some alcohol and there is no limit to what they can do.
“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan. “Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning (pictured above).
Freaking hilarious.
My BS meter is pegged though.
First, I doubt he killed this shark. The friend only says that he said the water wasn’t soft. It should be something more like “Holy sh-t I jumped on a freaking shark!”
Second, this sure looks like a nurse shark. Check out the size of the pectoral fins in front, and how far back the the dorsal fin is. Also the dorsal fin is above the pelvic fins. It would be easier if we could see all the way to the tail, or if we could see the head better.
http://www.sportfishermen.com/images/gal/nmfs-shark-placard-9-4-08/nmfs-shark-placard-1.jpg
Regardless, if this is a nurse shark there are two problems. One, they aren’t really top water fish. Two, from everything I’ve heard their attacks on humans are generally caused by humans messing with them (because of the perception that they are docile).
Story of The Month Award.
hold my beer bump!
Lol! Idi u picku materinu, morski psu!
This is the shark that the Egyptians said were thrown in their waters by the Jews
