"Opulence. I has it. But I also like savings the sharkbait. When I hear tourists being dinner for shark in Egyptian waters,I jump in it."
Posted on 12/17/2010 12:10:17 PM PST by montyspython
Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs
Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.
The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media. Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as "Shark El Sheikh" and thanked him for saving their tourist season.
Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by divers.
“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan. “Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.
The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning (pictured above).
Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft. The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed. // Pero Stamatovsk
balkans humor ping
Good things always follow...
:-D
We’re going to need a bigger shark.
'Dragan' must be Slavic for Billy Bob.
Yes, a “Hold my beer and watch this moment”... Serbian style.
LOL here hold my beer.
Zeke.
Yep! Yelling “Hold Muh Beer” Could very well make a hero out of a Serb or an Australian!
Still fits a “darwin award” with the phrase “...hold my beer...”
Note to sharks:
Do NOT engage in shallow water lurking or mopery around intoxicated Serbs.
Alcohol poisoning?!?
"Opulence. I has it. But I also like savings the sharkbait. When I hear tourists being dinner for shark in Egyptian waters,I jump in it."
a double! a “hold muh beer” AND a Fonzie ... he jumped the shark, literally!
Jumped it... and killed it. He should be awarded Fonz’s leather jacket for the effort.
I wonder if it was Dos Equis?
Stay thirsty my friends...
NATO will start bombing Belgrade for committing genocide against Egyptian sharks.
Quint would approve.
Hard to tell what kind of fish it is. It does not look like a Bull or a Great White. Looks more like a Nurse, which are not very threatening...
"I don't always kill sharks, but when I do, its with Dos Equis... Stay drunk my friends."
awaiting...
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