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The Leslie Nielsen random quote generator
The Guardian (UK) ^
| November 29, 2010
| Peter Martin and Chris Moran, quotes chosen by James Anthony
Posted on 12/04/2010 2:39:02 PM PST by EveningStar
Leslie Nielsen, the star of Airplane! and The Naked Gun, has passed away at the age of 84. What better way to honour the king of deadpan than with a collection of his best lines?
(Excerpt) Read more at guardian.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: leslienielsen; napl; randomquotegenerator
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To: freedumb2003
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posted on
12/04/2010 4:26:28 PM PST
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: EveningStar
“That’s a nice looking beaver”
42
posted on
12/04/2010 4:43:19 PM PST
by
PushinTin
(NEVER, argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience!!)
To: EveningStar
43
posted on
12/04/2010 4:44:34 PM PST
by
mlizzy
(Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee ...)
To: EveningStar
MRS TWICE: “Do you know what it’s like to be married to a wonderful man for fourteen years?”
DREBIN: “No, I can’t say that I do. I did live with a guy once, though, but that was just for a couple of years. Usual slurs, rumors, innuendoes, people didn’t understand. Ran him out of town like a common pygmy.”
44
posted on
12/04/2010 4:46:33 PM PST
by
Hodapp
("O Judgment, thou art fled to brutish beasts, and men have lost their reason.")
To: The Comedian
“We’re sorry to bother you at a time like this, ma’am. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn’t dead then.”
45
posted on
12/04/2010 4:48:00 PM PST
by
Hodapp
("O Judgment, thou art fled to brutish beasts, and men have lost their reason.")
To: EveningStar
Don’t have any funny quotes but I do recall reading
a TV Guide article about Leslie in the 1960’s. He
had played bad guys in a variety of TV shows, often
Quinn Martin produced programs such as FBI. The
article mentioned that he would love to do comedy
which seemed rather odd at the time because of the
bad guy persona he had developed. He got his wish
and to those who weren’t around in the ‘60s it may
seem odd to learn that he ever played anything
other than comedic roles. He was a great talent.
46
posted on
12/04/2010 5:01:21 PM PST
by
Sivad
(NorCal Red Turf)
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To: woofer
Don Adams was a Marine on Guadalcanal, believe it or not. He was eventually evac’ed with Blackwater Fever. He almost didn’t make it.
48
posted on
12/04/2010 5:16:55 PM PST
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: blam
Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums. Ed: That's no way for a man to die. Drebin: No ... You're right, Ed. A parachute not opening ... That's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine ... Having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go! Don't you have some Laplander (Sami) blood in you?
49
posted on
12/04/2010 5:22:35 PM PST
by
Sawdring
To: EveningStar
50
posted on
12/04/2010 5:29:33 PM PST
by
andyk
(Hi, my name's Andy, and I was a BF 1942 / Desert Combat junkie.)
To: Sawdring
"Don't you have some Laplander (Sami) blood in you? " Yup...I have mtDNA 'V' as do 58% of the Skoat Sa'ami.
51
posted on
12/04/2010 8:23:29 PM PST
by
blam
To: EveningStar
“Like a midget at a urinal, I would have to stay on my toes!”
52
posted on
12/04/2010 9:30:59 PM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: EveningStar; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
FR *is* a Leslie Nielsen random quote generator.
53
posted on
12/04/2010 11:00:42 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: raccoonradio
I just saw that, hillarious!
File under: it’s funny ‘cause it’s true!
54
posted on
12/05/2010 2:23:53 AM PST
by
jocon307
To: Sivad
Thanks for your post, how lucky we all are that he got his wish to do comedy!
I think Leslie Nielsen would be very happy to see how much pure delight he brought to so many people. RIP.
55
posted on
12/05/2010 2:30:42 AM PST
by
jocon307
To: EveningStar
What a great thread. A perfect tribute.
56
posted on
12/05/2010 4:39:11 AM PST
by
Rocky
(REPEAL IT!)
To: EveningStar
57
posted on
12/05/2010 6:50:40 AM PST
by
Artemis Webb
(What, if not a bagel and a cup of coffee, confirms the existence of a just and loving God?)
To: Slings and Arrows
Naked Gun and really Great Leslie bump. He and Peter Graves are laughing it up now, probably about how Peter beat him again, and it's about time he got there.
58
posted on
12/05/2010 9:33:07 AM PST
by
TheOldLady
(The only way to run our country is conservatively.)
To: EveningStar
Lt. Frank Drebin - “The truth hurts, doesn’t it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!”
RIP Mr Neilsen, and thanks for a thousands laughs.
59
posted on
12/05/2010 1:43:06 PM PST
by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: the invisib1e hand
“nice beaver”
Thanks. I just had it stuffed.
60
posted on
12/05/2010 1:49:41 PM PST
by
Darryl Lecht
("Head down over a saddle.")
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