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Largoinsuranceguy

Posted on 11/26/2010 7:19:22 PM PST by LorgoInsuranceguy

I am starting a project and want to know if someone would like to help me do it. Once started we can develop a reset button for this economic structure.


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To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob

I was allergic to work, once. And here I am...


901 posted on 12/20/2010 3:52:34 PM PST by Monkey Face (Wise men still seek Him.)
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To: Dead Corpse
21 and snowing. Ice on the roadways has most of the Twin Cities shut down. It’ll be a 4 hour commute tonight assuming I don’t die.

Aiiiii... Drive carefully!

902 posted on 12/20/2010 3:53:07 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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To: Darksheare
Naaah, it’s just Lutefisk.

Fortunately lutefisk-town is many miles from here. Just east and north of the Lenin statue.

903 posted on 12/20/2010 3:54:44 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse

*Car accident Yog-Sothoth knot occurs behind DC*

“Somehow I can’t help but feel partially responsible” -Roadtrip claymation cartoon.


904 posted on 12/20/2010 3:55:22 PM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Darksheare

Naw. These are just from the warmth of the air, which keeps the asphalt soft, and the rain, which lifts the oil off the soft asphalt. Folks tailgate, see tail-lights bright ahead and try to stop. They hydraplane on the lifted oil and smash the vehicle(s) in front of them.

They are the same ones who see rushing water over the road and say, “I’ve been down this street 1,000 times! Piece of cake!” And end up calling 911 about a mile downstream.

We (Las Vegas) try to educate the newcomers but they seem to think it doesn’t apply to them.

A change of seasons is no guarantee that road conditions are any safer than any other season.


905 posted on 12/20/2010 3:59:00 PM PST by Monkey Face (Wise men still seek Him.)
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To: sionnsar

And now I’m seeing “Innsmouth” from Lovecraft in relation to Lutefisk and some horrible invasion from beyond.


906 posted on 12/20/2010 4:01:50 PM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Monkey Face
I was allergic to work, once. And here I am...

This may be allergic to travel. Since so much of my job is travel it might be considered allergic to work.

907 posted on 12/20/2010 4:04:15 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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To: sionnsar

That would be my guess...


908 posted on 12/20/2010 4:05:16 PM PST by Monkey Face (Wise men still seek Him.)
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To: Monkey Face

“They are the same ones who see rushing water over the road and say, “I’ve been down this street 1,000 times! Piece of cake!” And end up calling 911 about a mile downstream.”

Thankfully we only have that happen once in a blue moon.
But they usually end up dead instead, especilly since they repeatedly ignore the instructions of the rescuers.
We had some flooding here awhile back, and a certain road had a creek end up a massie fire hose of water.
Well, this moron comes through to pick her daughter up from working the hotel, and she ignored the firemen because aftetr all she had a four wheel drive.
On her way back, she floored it around teh firemen again, and got swept off the road.
The firemen told her to stay in the vehicle, and she got out instead.

Short: She repeatedly did the opposite of what the firemen said.
Dummy daughter tried to sue because the firemen didn’t rescue her mom.
Yes, brilliant mom didn’t make it.


909 posted on 12/20/2010 4:08:11 PM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Monkey Face
Yah. It felt really good last week to have filed ALL my expense reports -- no outstandard card charges. Yippee, I'm HOME!

Then I had to book the Las Vegas trip.

910 posted on 12/20/2010 4:10:06 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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To: Darksheare

We have a lot of that here, and in AZ. That’s why we also have the “Stupid Driver” laws. You ignore the signs/warnings and end up calling 911 to bail you out, you not only get a ticket, but you pay the rescue costs. That seems to defer any suits, since most of it is on tape of some kind.


911 posted on 12/20/2010 4:15:04 PM PST by Monkey Face (Wise men still seek Him.)
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To: sionnsar

Ah. I’m sorry. January is right around the corner, isn’t it? Can we do lunch? :o])


912 posted on 12/20/2010 4:16:14 PM PST by Monkey Face (Wise men still seek Him.)
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To: Darksheare
Thankfully we only have that happen once in a blue moon.

8 hours until the eclipse, cloudy skies and rain. Oh well.

913 posted on 12/20/2010 4:16:16 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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To: Monkey Face

New York has some small measure of that, but the ticketing officer has to see you ignore the sign.

The Lawyers here are vicious.


914 posted on 12/20/2010 4:18:14 PM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: sionnsar

That will be between 0230 and 0353 my time in my area.
And there will be plenty of accidents because of it.


915 posted on 12/20/2010 4:19:23 PM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Darksheare

Clear and 28 here. It will have to Eclipse without me.


916 posted on 12/20/2010 4:22:30 PM PST by Tax-chick (Grace to you, and peace, from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.)
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To: Darksheare

In NV and AZ, there is no excuse, as the Regional Flood Control District literally floods the airways with alerts and warnings about driving into unsafe conditions. There is even a contest in July thru Sept to come up with a slogan that will fit on a license plate, to avoid the floods. The prize? A billboard display of the winner and the actual license plate for your car.

The flashfloods here are not only swift-moving, but most are ice-cold, rendering the perps almost unconscious within a few minutes of the call to 911.

The lawyers here are multitudinous and most are ambulance chasers, so “victims” better hope they weren’t caught on tape.


917 posted on 12/20/2010 4:27:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (Wise men still seek Him.)
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To: Tax-chick; sionnsar; Darksheare

I would have to go to Nogales, AZ to see the eclipse, I’m sure. Cloud cover, here. Rain. LOTS of rain.


918 posted on 12/20/2010 4:29:06 PM PST by Monkey Face (Wise men still seek Him.)
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To: Monkey Face
Ah. I’m sorry. January is right around the corner, isn’t it? Can we do lunch? :o])

Well, it's late January so I'm home for 5 weeks yet.

I am seriously going to have to check my meeting schedule, once it's posted, because it is BUSY.

That's what today's call was about actually. The current chairman is trying to finalize the working group meeting schedule. My group was causing him problems through a misunderstanding of my requirements, and an unscheduled additional meeting that was threatening to overlap it. I did this for four years, so I know what he's going through and it's not fun.

Ugh. Lessee.. Thursday I can't because I'm in an all-day meeting. Friday through Sunday might be possible, depending on meeting schedules. Monday and Tuesday I can't because of back-to-back AND overlapping meetings. (That used to be wind-down time for me; no more.) And then I'm on my way home.

OMG, I just looked at my schedule. After that I'm home again for nearly two months! I've not been contacted about speaking at a conference in Baltimore mid-March, and I'm not expecting to attend a trade show in Frankfurt at the same time. So the next is probably Nashville end of March.

Nope. That meeting is certain to be preceded by another meeting, not yet called, a couple of weeks or so in advance. I'll be sort of in D.C.'s area, in Minneapolis. Oh well.

919 posted on 12/20/2010 4:39:00 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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To: Monkey Face

So how are YOU doing, ‘Face?


920 posted on 12/20/2010 4:42:02 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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