Drunk Woman Falls From Moving Motor Home (trying to use the bathroom)

WFTV.com ^ | October 20, 2010

[inflorida]

DEFUNIAK SPRINGS, Fla. -- A 55-year-old Alabama woman has been injured after she fell out of a motor home traveling on a Florida interstate while trying to use the bathroom.

The Florida Highway Patrol says Sharon Glover had been drinking when she fell out of the moving motor home near Pensacola on Tuesday. She walked to the rear of the vehicle to use the restroom, fell and slid 100 feet on the pavement before landing in the grass. She was taken to the hospital with serious injuries.

[I cannot think of a name]

Watch that first step - it’s a doozie!

[equalitybeforethelaw]

Damn, I hate when that happens. Good thing she was drinking or it would have hurt a lot more.

[Spok]

That’s her husband’s story and he’s sticking to it.

[Gaffer]

That’s what I call “Back it on up here, baby” a little too far....

[gov_bean_ counter]

Should have left it on blocks where it belongs...

[Gandalf_The_Gray]

Question is, did she still need the bathroom when she stopped rolling?

Regards,
GtG

[null and void]

In before the 'she doubtless did go to the bathroom' comment...

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...almost.

[jessduntno]

Were her bowels moving?

[AAABEST]

Why is it that stories with rednecks, trailers and alcohol never end well?

[Disambiguator]

She walked to the rear of the vehicle to use the restroom, fell and slid 100 feet on the pavement

Why do I have the feeling that some important details are being left out of this story?

[b4its2late]

I wonder if she peed her pants when she fell out? If so, mission accomplished!

[Lx]

Why did I think this was another story where someone sets the cruise control and leaves the driver’s seat??

[Disambiguator]

The source should have been “WTF-TV.”

[Red Badger]

They must have been singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall..................

[null and void]

Seven stinking seconds.

[Red Badger]

I’ve NEVER been THAT DRUNK!.............

[Viking2002]

I live in Alabama. I can see this happening. I can also see one of my wife's relatives doing it.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[redshawk]

You must be a redneck to understand. hahaha