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Fort Pierce Man Accused of Corn Dog Attack
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| 10/19/2010
| WILL GREENLEE
Posted on 10/19/2010 11:28:28 AM PDT by nickcarraway
A man accused of throwing a mustard-covered corn dog that hit his live-in girlfriend during a weekend fracas faces misdemeanor charges, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.
Fort Pierce police arrested Tommie Lee Mckeliver, 48, on Saturday after his beau told investigators he "got mad at her and threw a paper plate that contained a mustard covered State Fair corn dog on it." The corn dog crashed into her chest area, leaving her "coated" in mustard.
"(The girlfriend) stunned by the situation then found herself being pushed out of the room, and (the) door locked behind her," the affidavit states.
The alleged corn dog attack happened shortly before 2 p.m. at an apparent hotel in the 500 block of North Second Street.
Generally speaking, corn dogs are hot dogs coated in cornmeal batter and deep fried. They are served on a wooden stick with some corn dog connoisseurs preferring to dip their dogs in ketchup, mustard or other condiments. The affidavit didn't specify what type of mustard coated the corn dog Mckeliver is accused of throwing.
Police knocked on the door of the room but got no response. The girlfriend said she could get a spare key from the hotel manager and opened the room. Mckeliver was seated and listening to headphones.
Police asked the accused corn dog chucker for his name.
"(Expletive) you you fat white (expletive) ies ant gunna tell you my name," Mckeliver is quoted as saying.
Mckeliver never supplied police with his name, but an intake deputy at the St. Lucie County jail recognized him.
Mckeliver, of the 500 block of North Second Street, was arrested on misdemeanor charges including domestic battery and resisting without violence.
TOPICS: Food; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: corndog; floriduh; manbitesdog; napl; statefair
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To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
10/19/2010 11:52:46 AM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
( "I don't want the majority if we don't stand for something"- Jim Demint)
To: GeronL; Responsibility2nd
“(expletive) ies”
I don’t think the “ies” is supposed to be the ending of the expletive referenced, but the next “word” in the phrase:
” ies ant gunna tell you my name” which would be more grammatically correct if he had said, “I’m not going to tell you my name.”
At least I think that was what was meant.
42
posted on
10/19/2010 11:52:53 AM PDT
by
green pastures
(Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
To: USS Alaska
If driving on N Second, carry multiple weapons.
______________________________________
I appreciate your advice. I will certainly do just that. But tell me. Just EXACTLY what whould I carry to offset the potential for being attacked with a corn dog?
Apart from spicy mustard, that is.
43
posted on
10/19/2010 11:54:36 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
To: Bush_Democrat
I don’t want to even discuss the mayonnaise!
44
posted on
10/19/2010 11:55:18 AM PDT
by
mdmathis6
(True enlightenment occurs when one discovers just how much like God, one is NOT!)
To: Responsibility2nd
45
posted on
10/19/2010 11:56:22 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
To: green pastures
you need to speak jive
46
posted on
10/19/2010 11:57:21 AM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
( "I don't want the majority if we don't stand for something"- Jim Demint)
To: Parmenio
If he had, and the Corn Dog came from the old McCroy’s Stores, then he could have been held for assault with a deadly weapon!!!
47
posted on
10/19/2010 11:58:14 AM PDT
by
donozark
(43 years of therapy made me the man I am today....)
To: green pastures
possibly but he could have called them fat white honkies
48
posted on
10/19/2010 12:00:30 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
To: donozark
Was it an AK assault style corndog?
Sold by a rogue corndog dealer?
To: Responsibility2nd
"Ma'am, can you identify the suspect?"
"Yeah, He's got a tattoo"

50
posted on
10/19/2010 12:03:03 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
To: USS Alaska
can we find that place on Google maps?
51
posted on
10/19/2010 12:03:25 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows
52
posted on
10/19/2010 12:10:49 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Responsibility2nd
Although I like that tattoo (post 50)
I must say - that if I was gonna get a corn dog tattoo - I'd get
this one.
(Nipple showing. Otherwise, I'd post the picture. But you never know which mods are on duty.)
53
posted on
10/19/2010 12:11:29 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
To: nickcarraway
Was it a Pit smoked corn Dog?
Do we need a Chet99 ping for this attack?
54
posted on
10/19/2010 12:12:10 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Responsibility2nd; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Fort Pierce police arrested Tommie Lee Mckeliver, 48Damn, that's almost as bad as "Wayne."
[Also, I'm not sure if this means anything, but I originally read the location as "Port Fierce."]
55
posted on
10/19/2010 12:12:32 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Bush_Democrat; Revolting cat!
The alleged corn dog attack happened shortly before 2 p.m. at an apparent hotel in the 500 block of North Second Street.>>I just have to ask, what is an 'apparent' hotel, exactly??
One you rent by the hour perhaps?
56
posted on
10/19/2010 12:14:41 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Dumpster Baby
See how you like getting hit in the fracas with a corn dog! I'd pay to see a chicken fracas, see?
57
posted on
10/19/2010 12:16:09 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: nickcarraway
Fort Pierce Man Accused of Corn Dog Attack
"Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?"
58
posted on
10/19/2010 12:19:35 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Rangers leading the ALCS 2 games to 1)
To: nickcarraway
Wouldn't they be better off if someone handed them a copy of Strunk & White, and told them to spend a year memorizing it?And a Gregg Manual.
59
posted on
10/19/2010 12:25:01 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: Slings and Arrows
The story is written like a spoof. If it’s real, there are a whole lot of people with ‘way too much time on their hands and seriously in need of English class.
60
posted on
10/19/2010 12:32:20 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(Pablo is very wily.)
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