Posted on 10/19/2010 11:28:28 AM PDT by nickcarraway
A man accused of throwing a mustard-covered corn dog that hit his live-in girlfriend during a weekend fracas faces misdemeanor charges, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.
Fort Pierce police arrested Tommie Lee Mckeliver, 48, on Saturday after his beau told investigators he "got mad at her and threw a paper plate that contained a mustard covered State Fair corn dog on it." The corn dog crashed into her chest area, leaving her "coated" in mustard.
"(The girlfriend) stunned by the situation then found herself being pushed out of the room, and (the) door locked behind her," the affidavit states.
The alleged corn dog attack happened shortly before 2 p.m. at an apparent hotel in the 500 block of North Second Street.
Generally speaking, corn dogs are hot dogs coated in cornmeal batter and deep fried. They are served on a wooden stick with some corn dog connoisseurs preferring to dip their dogs in ketchup, mustard or other condiments. The affidavit didn't specify what type of mustard coated the corn dog Mckeliver is accused of throwing.
Police knocked on the door of the room but got no response. The girlfriend said she could get a spare key from the hotel manager and opened the room. Mckeliver was seated and listening to headphones.
Police asked the accused corn dog chucker for his name.
"(Expletive) you you fat white (expletive) ies ant gunna tell you my name," Mckeliver is quoted as saying.
Mckeliver never supplied police with his name, but an intake deputy at the St. Lucie County jail recognized him.
Mckeliver, of the 500 block of North Second Street, was arrested on misdemeanor charges including domestic battery and resisting without violence.
satire of recent journalism?
"Hey, you could poke somebody's EYE out with that thing!!!"
It might have been worse. He could have made her eat the corndog.
That's my favorite part. LOL.
Indeed cat in tree on Elm street.
I relish threads like this.
“The alleged corn dog attack happened shortly before 2 p.m. at an apparent hotel in the 500 block of North Second Street.”
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I love TV journo-wanna-be newspeak.
It fascinates me to think that our colleges and universities are actually puking out kids who write like this.
(OK, actually it scares me.)
I just have to ask, what is an 'apparent' hotel, exactly??
I relish these types of news stories.
Nonfelony misdemeanor domestic battery? Well he isn’t a gun owner any more! If he ever was. Never take a corndog to a gunfight.
Did he call her a “pig in a blanket” before he threw it at her?
ssts
Damn you!
I don’t know, but you don’t want to go there.
Sorry GSWarrior, he beat you fair and square. You can’t ketchup now!!
My favorite part:
“(Expletive) you you fat white (expletive) ies ant gunna tell you my name,” Mckeliver is quoted as saying.
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Without pushing the FR boundaries too much; just what do you think the expletive in (expletive) ies is??
otherwise known as a “Red Roof Inn”
:P
I see you are still playing ketchup.
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