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Fort Pierce Man Accused of Corn Dog Attack
WPTV ^ | 10/19/2010 | WILL GREENLEE

Posted on 10/19/2010 11:28:28 AM PDT by nickcarraway

A man accused of throwing a mustard-covered corn dog that hit his live-in girlfriend during a weekend fracas faces misdemeanor charges, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.

Fort Pierce police arrested Tommie Lee Mckeliver, 48, on Saturday after his beau told investigators he "got mad at her and threw a paper plate that contained a mustard covered State Fair corn dog on it." The corn dog crashed into her chest area, leaving her "coated" in mustard.

"(The girlfriend) stunned by the situation then found herself being pushed out of the room, and (the) door locked behind her," the affidavit states.

The alleged corn dog attack happened shortly before 2 p.m. at an apparent hotel in the 500 block of North Second Street.

Generally speaking, corn dogs are hot dogs coated in cornmeal batter and deep fried. They are served on a wooden stick with some corn dog connoisseurs preferring to dip their dogs in ketchup, mustard or other condiments. The affidavit didn't specify what type of mustard coated the corn dog Mckeliver is accused of throwing.

Police knocked on the door of the room but got no response. The girlfriend said she could get a spare key from the hotel manager and opened the room. Mckeliver was seated and listening to headphones.

Police asked the accused corn dog chucker for his name.

"(Expletive) you you fat white (expletive) ies ant gunna tell you my name," Mckeliver is quoted as saying.

Mckeliver never supplied police with his name, but an intake deputy at the St. Lucie County jail recognized him.

Mckeliver, of the 500 block of North Second Street, was arrested on misdemeanor charges including domestic battery and resisting without violence.


TOPICS: Food; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: corndog; floriduh; manbitesdog; napl; statefair
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1 posted on 10/19/2010 11:28:36 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

satire of recent journalism?


2 posted on 10/19/2010 11:30:51 AM PDT by stefanbatory (Insert witty tagline here)
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To: nickcarraway
A man accused of throwing a mustard-covered corn dog that hit his live-in girlfriend during a weekend fracas faces misdemeanor charges

"Hey, you could poke somebody's EYE out with that thing!!!"

3 posted on 10/19/2010 11:31:36 AM PDT by BreitbartSentMe ((Ex-Dem since 2001 *Folding@Home for the Gipper - Join the FReeper Folders*))
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To: nickcarraway

It might have been worse. He could have made her eat the corndog.


4 posted on 10/19/2010 11:32:09 AM PDT by Parmenio
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To: nickcarraway
The affidavit didn't specify what type of mustard coated the corn dog Mckeliver is accused of throwing.

That's my favorite part. LOL.

5 posted on 10/19/2010 11:33:38 AM PDT by savedbygrace (But God.)
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To: stefanbatory

Indeed cat in tree on Elm street.


6 posted on 10/19/2010 11:33:41 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: nickcarraway

I relish threads like this.


7 posted on 10/19/2010 11:33:47 AM PDT by earlJam
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To: nickcarraway

“The alleged corn dog attack happened shortly before 2 p.m. at an apparent hotel in the 500 block of North Second Street.”

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I love TV journo-wanna-be newspeak.

It fascinates me to think that our colleges and universities are actually puking out kids who write like this.

(OK, actually it scares me.)


8 posted on 10/19/2010 11:34:07 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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The alleged corn dog attack happened shortly before 2 p.m. at an apparent hotel in the 500 block of North Second Street.

I just have to ask, what is an 'apparent' hotel, exactly??

9 posted on 10/19/2010 11:34:19 AM PDT by BreitbartSentMe ((Ex-Dem since 2001 *Folding@Home for the Gipper - Join the FReeper Folders*))
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To: nickcarraway

I relish these types of news stories.


10 posted on 10/19/2010 11:34:33 AM PDT by GSWarrior (To activate this tagline please contact the board moderator.)
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To: nickcarraway

Nonfelony misdemeanor domestic battery? Well he isn’t a gun owner any more! If he ever was. Never take a corndog to a gunfight.


11 posted on 10/19/2010 11:34:39 AM PDT by DBrow
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Did he call her a “pig in a blanket” before he threw it at her?


12 posted on 10/19/2010 11:34:53 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("Posting news feeds, making eyes bleed, he's hated on seven continents")
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To: earlJam

ssts


13 posted on 10/19/2010 11:35:16 AM PDT by BreitbartSentMe ((Ex-Dem since 2001 *Folding@Home for the Gipper - Join the FReeper Folders*))
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To: earlJam

Damn you!


14 posted on 10/19/2010 11:35:29 AM PDT by GSWarrior (To activate this tagline please contact the board moderator.)
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To: Bush_Democrat

I don’t know, but you don’t want to go there.


15 posted on 10/19/2010 11:36:25 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: GSWarrior

Sorry GSWarrior, he beat you fair and square. You can’t ketchup now!!


16 posted on 10/19/2010 11:36:58 AM PDT by BreitbartSentMe ((Ex-Dem since 2001 *Folding@Home for the Gipper - Join the FReeper Folders*))
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To: savedbygrace

My favorite part:

“(Expletive) you you fat white (expletive) ies ant gunna tell you my name,” Mckeliver is quoted as saying.

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Without pushing the FR boundaries too much; just what do you think the expletive in (expletive) ies is??


17 posted on 10/19/2010 11:37:23 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Wouldn't they be better off if someone handed them a copy of Strunk & White, and told them to spend a year memorizing it?
18 posted on 10/19/2010 11:37:36 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Bush_Democrat

otherwise known as a “Red Roof Inn”

:P


19 posted on 10/19/2010 11:37:40 AM PDT by stefanbatory (Insert witty tagline here)
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To: GSWarrior

I see you are still playing ketchup.


20 posted on 10/19/2010 11:38:14 AM PDT by earlJam
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