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To: nickcarraway
satire of recent journalism?
2 posted on
10/19/2010 11:30:51 AM PDT by
stefanbatory
(Insert witty tagline here)
To: nickcarraway
A man accused of throwing a mustard-covered corn dog that hit his live-in girlfriend during a weekend fracas faces misdemeanor charges"Hey, you could poke somebody's EYE out with that thing!!!"
3 posted on
10/19/2010 11:31:36 AM PDT by
BreitbartSentMe
((Ex-Dem since 2001 *Folding@Home for the Gipper - Join the FReeper Folders*))
To: nickcarraway
It might have been worse. He could have made her eat the corndog.
4 posted on
10/19/2010 11:32:09 AM PDT by
Parmenio
To: nickcarraway
The affidavit didn't specify what type of mustard coated the corn dog Mckeliver is accused of throwing. That's my favorite part. LOL.
5 posted on
10/19/2010 11:33:38 AM PDT by
savedbygrace
(But God.)
To: nickcarraway
I relish threads like this.
7 posted on
10/19/2010 11:33:47 AM PDT by
earlJam
To: nickcarraway
“The alleged corn dog attack happened shortly before 2 p.m. at an apparent hotel in the 500 block of North Second Street.”
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I love TV journo-wanna-be newspeak.
It fascinates me to think that our colleges and universities are actually puking out kids who write like this.
(OK, actually it scares me.)
8 posted on
10/19/2010 11:34:07 AM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
To: nickcarraway
I relish these types of news stories.
10 posted on
10/19/2010 11:34:33 AM PDT by
GSWarrior
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To: nickcarraway
Nonfelony misdemeanor domestic battery? Well he isn’t a gun owner any more! If he ever was. Never take a corndog to a gunfight.
11 posted on
10/19/2010 11:34:39 AM PDT by
DBrow
To: nickcarraway
Did he call her a “pig in a blanket” before he threw it at her?
12 posted on
10/19/2010 11:34:53 AM PDT by
Alex Murphy
("Posting news feeds, making eyes bleed, he's hated on seven continents")
To: nickcarraway
I suspect beer involvement.
22 posted on
10/19/2010 11:40:12 AM PDT by
JennysCool
(My hypocrisy goes only so far)
To: nickcarraway
The affidavit didn't specify what type of mustard coated the corn dog Mckeliver is accused of throwing. Probably grounds for an appeal. I'm guessing it wasn't Grey Poupon.
To: nickcarraway
The intake deputy at the county jail recognized him.
Might have been there before?
To: nickcarraway
Fort Pierce police arrested Tommie Lee Mckeliver, 48, on Saturday after his beau told investigators he "got mad at her and threw a paper plate that contained a mustard covered State Fair corn dog on it." The corn dog crashed into her chest area, leaving her "coated" in mustard. "(The girlfriend) stunned by the situation then found herself being pushed out of the room, and (the) door locked behind her," the affidavit states.
Good thing he threw only one, and didn't decide to carpet-bomb her!
33 posted on
10/19/2010 11:46:00 AM PDT by
Alex Murphy
("Posting news feeds, making eyes bleed, he's hated on seven continents")
To: nickcarraway
A man accused of throwing a mustard-covered corn dog that hit his live-in girlfriend during a weekend fracas faces misdemeanor charges...If this is a misdemeanor, Blutarsky should have received a life sentence.
To: nickcarraway
See how you like getting hit in the fracas with a corn dog!
40 posted on
10/19/2010 11:51:21 AM PDT by
Dumpster Baby
(Truth is called hate by those who hate the truth.)
To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows
52 posted on
10/19/2010 12:10:49 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: nickcarraway
Was it a Pit smoked corn Dog?
Do we need a Chet99 ping for this attack?
54 posted on
10/19/2010 12:12:10 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: nickcarraway
Fort Pierce Man Accused of Corn Dog Attack
"Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?"
58 posted on
10/19/2010 12:19:35 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Rangers leading the ALCS 2 games to 1)
To: nickcarraway
“The west wasn’t won with a registered corn dog.”
“You can have my corn dog when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.”
“When you outlaw corn dogs, only outlaws will have corn dogs.”
I think I’ve said enough on this thread...
67 posted on
10/19/2010 2:54:41 PM PDT by
irishtenor
(Tag lines, they are not what they used to be...)
To: nickcarraway
I’ve heard of homophobia, but this is pretty bad. ;’)
68 posted on
10/19/2010 3:43:08 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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