"(The girlfriend) stunned by the situation then found herself being pushed out of the room, and (the) door locked behind her," the affidavit states.
Good thing he threw only one, and didn't decide to carpet-bomb her!
Posted on 10/19/2010 11:28:28 AM PDT by nickcarraway
A man accused of throwing a mustard-covered corn dog that hit his live-in girlfriend during a weekend fracas faces misdemeanor charges, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.
Fort Pierce police arrested Tommie Lee Mckeliver, 48, on Saturday after his beau told investigators he "got mad at her and threw a paper plate that contained a mustard covered State Fair corn dog on it." The corn dog crashed into her chest area, leaving her "coated" in mustard.
"(The girlfriend) stunned by the situation then found herself being pushed out of the room, and (the) door locked behind her," the affidavit states.
The alleged corn dog attack happened shortly before 2 p.m. at an apparent hotel in the 500 block of North Second Street.
Generally speaking, corn dogs are hot dogs coated in cornmeal batter and deep fried. They are served on a wooden stick with some corn dog connoisseurs preferring to dip their dogs in ketchup, mustard or other condiments. The affidavit didn't specify what type of mustard coated the corn dog Mckeliver is accused of throwing.
Police knocked on the door of the room but got no response. The girlfriend said she could get a spare key from the hotel manager and opened the room. Mckeliver was seated and listening to headphones.
Police asked the accused corn dog chucker for his name.
"(Expletive) you you fat white (expletive) ies ant gunna tell you my name," Mckeliver is quoted as saying.
Mckeliver never supplied police with his name, but an intake deputy at the St. Lucie County jail recognized him.
Mckeliver, of the 500 block of North Second Street, was arrested on misdemeanor charges including domestic battery and resisting without violence.
Who writes this way? Gee wiz
Anyway, I would hope they used French’s Mustard. lol
I suspect beer involvement.
Probably grounds for an appeal. I'm guessing it wasn't Grey Poupon.
One of those long-term stay hotel/motel places... or a flophouse
Mr. Mustard in the Library with a ... Candlestick? Again?
Generally speaking, corn dogs are hot dogs coated in cornmeal batter and deep fried. They are served on a wooden stick...
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lolol
The more I read this article, the more convinced I am that John Semmens is playing some cruel joke on us.
But really, Generally speaking, is there ANY OTHER WAY to make a corn dog?
lol.
What ends with -ies? I have no clue.
The intake deputy at the county jail recognized him.
Might have been there before?
A perfect example of something that is an utter waste of police and prosecutorial resources.
honk honk honk
HONKIES??
= apartment hotel, perhaps?
"(The girlfriend) stunned by the situation then found herself being pushed out of the room, and (the) door locked behind her," the affidavit states.
Good thing he threw only one, and didn't decide to carpet-bomb her!
probably “honkies”.
History of that being considered pejorative in FL:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080317184347AAtAKYN
If this is a misdemeanor, Blutarsky should have received a life sentence.
I was thinking that their “criminal justice” system was a bit overstaffed...but I’m not expert - just a taxpayer toiling away to finance this all...
pingI go to Ft Pierce every winter and any structure on N Second is an apparent building and a possible hotel.
Hey, that structure could be a tent.
If driving on N Second, carry multiple weapons.
Kitties.
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