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  Zoe's Secret Garden






   Zoe and Tucker





   Zoe's doppleganger:


    Dearest Zoe and Tucker-- the only sorrow you ever brought was the day you left us.

   ... May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest...




      Jamie Two Feathers, May 1989 - August 18, 2010

  ‘What are all these animals? A cat - two cats -
  dozens of cats. And all those dogs ... why, I can’t count them.
   And the birds. And the horses.’

  ‘They are her beasts.’

  ‘Did she keep a sort of zoo? I mean, this is a bit too much.’

  ‘Every beast and bird that came near her had its place in her love.
   In her they became themselves. And now the abundance of life she
  has in Christ from the Father flows over into them.’

        -- C.S. Lewis

   "We have a responsibility
   to stand watch over one another,
   we are watchers, all of us, watchers,
   guarding against the darkness."

        -- From the novel Watchers by Dean Koontz


  Troubles and trials often betray those
  On in the weary body to stray
  But we shall walk beside the still waters
  With the Good Shepherd leading The Way

  Those who have strayed were sought by The Master
  He who once gave His life for the sheep
  Out on the mountain still He is searching
  Bringing them in forever to keep

  Going up home to live in green pastures
  Where we shall live and die never more
  Even The Lord will be in that number
  When we shall reach that Heavenly Shore

  We will not heed the voice of the stranger
  For he would lead us to despair
  Following on with Jesus our Savior
  We shall all reach that country so fair

  Going up home to live in green pastures
  Where we shall live and die never more
  Even The Lord will be in that number
  When we shall reach that Heavenly Shore

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  For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.

  If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.

  If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think they'll hate you. -- Don Marquis

  She said she usually cried at least once each day not because she was sad, but because the world was so beautiful & life was so short. -- Story People / Brian Andreas

  “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.” -- Plato

  Living on EARTH may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the SUN .

  The early bird may get the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.

  If you want truly to understand something, try to change it. --Kurt Lewin

  Hanlon's razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

  What if there were no hypothetical situations?

  Sure it's always darkest before the dawn, but it's always the brightest just before the sun goes nova.

  Zoe: "(Vini, Vidi, Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover...)" --Yep, the way to a dog's heart is through my pocketbook!

  On Electric fences: A friend of mine who keeps sheep has this to say about electric fences. The average sheep will touch the fence 3-4 times a day. The average teenage boy will touch it once a week. The average 40-yr-old sheep farmer will touch it once a month. The average Border Collie touches it once in his lifetime."

  You can have it done right-- you can have it done cheap-- you can have it done fast. Pick any two.

  Edmund Hillary, widely considered to be the first person to summit Mt. Everest, on being informed that George Mallory might have reached Everest's summit in 1924 but froze to death on the way back, responded: "Getting to the BOTTOM is an important part, too."

  Let me answer that by changing the subject and referring to something else.

  "You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

  Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. -- Howard Aiken

  "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."

  My greatest fear in life is that no one will remember me when I die. - Some dead guy

  "If it has tires or testicles, it's going to give you trouble."

  "TACT: The art of making people feel at home when you wish they were."

  "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner." --Lynda Montgomery

  "When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl"

  Not only am I redundant & superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.

  "Never Mind World Peace, Visualize Using Your Turn Signal"

  I try not to cry about everything I've done wrong she said, because I don't get enough fluids as it is already. -- Story People / Brian Andreas

  The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

  The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.



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