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BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran
The Word of Dog ^
| 9/11/10 (MeccaTime)
| Joe 6-Pack
Posted on 09/10/2010 4:39:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
Roverand Terry Bones
The Koran in more peaceful times...
Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. Ive had a look at the Koran, stated Bones, and it appears kind of dry, so I figured Id add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you cant have a fatwa without f-a-t, right? Jones continued, Im not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, Ive book-marked some of my favorite parts
on a Persian rug!
At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the books internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.
The attack begins...
Roverand Bones presses the attack...
Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.
Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: attack; bacon; dog; humor; koran; napl; satire
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To: fullchroma
Yes. Photobucket replied with a very generic, boilerplate, terms of use memo.
I'll not be renewing my subscription to their service.
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posted on
09/19/2010 10:24:04 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
WOO HOO! Roverand Bones is back (#233), although on another site. I kinda miss seeing the pics along with your story at the top of this thread though...
Eff Photobucket! ;-)
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posted on
09/23/2010 9:23:10 AM PDT
by
nutmeg
(40 days 'til Election Day...)
To: Daffynition
Ranger (Roverand Bones) suffered a stroke early in the week and will be put to sleep in the morning. I just wanted to bump this thread one more time in his honor.
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posted on
03/16/2017 3:54:31 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: Joe 6-pack
OMG! I’m so very, very sorry.
Sending love and {{{hugs}}} your way.
This isn’t supposed to happen. He was supposed to live forever!
Prayers
C
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posted on
03/16/2017 4:06:01 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
To: Daffynition
He will live forever.
That’s why I’m bumping this thread :)
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posted on
03/16/2017 4:09:57 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: Joe 6-pack
He had a fantastic life with you.
You both *saved* each other, in so many ways.
I hope you have a ton of pictures. Godspeed Ranger.
XO
C
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posted on
03/16/2017 4:15:06 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
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