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BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran
The Word of Dog ^
| 9/11/10 (MeccaTime)
| Joe 6-Pack
Posted on 09/10/2010 4:39:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
Roverand Terry Bones
The Koran in more peaceful times...
Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. “I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you can’t have a fatwa without ‘f-a-t’, right?” Jones continued, “I’m not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, I’ve book-marked some of my favorite parts…on a Persian rug!”
At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the book’s internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.
The attack begins... 
Roverand Bones presses the attack...
Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.
Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: attack; bacon; dog; humor; koran; napl; satire
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posted on
09/11/2010 11:28:24 PM PDT
by
TornadoAlley3
(Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
To: Joe 6-pack
Thank you Roverand and Joe. Gosh I enjoyed that!
To: FreedomPoster
Thanks - I needed a chuckle this afternoon.
223
posted on
09/12/2010 1:51:00 PM PDT
by
SLB
(23rd Artillery Group, Republic of South Vietnam, Aug 1970 - Aug 1971.)
To: Joe 6-pack
We’re still laughing at this hilarious thread... BTTT!
224
posted on
09/12/2010 6:27:50 PM PDT
by
nutmeg
(I can't wait 'til November...)
To: Joe 6-pack
Well I'm late to this thread, but that was GOOD. "A passage of the Koran," ROFL!
Cute doggie.
225
posted on
09/12/2010 9:30:36 PM PDT
by
To Hell With Poverty
(The War on Poverty is over. Poverty won. - Howie Carr)
To: Joe 6-pack
226
posted on
09/13/2010 8:57:09 AM PDT
by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
To: Joe 6-pack
““I’ve had a look at the Koran,” stated Bones, “and it appears kind of dry, so I figured I’d add some bacon or pork sausage. ””
hahaha too funny
To: Joe 6-pack
228
posted on
09/13/2010 12:22:26 PM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
To: Joe 6-pack
Wonderful thread Joe! Sorry I missed it when you posted.
Thanks for pinging, looks like the pictures have gone astray!
To: Joe 6-pack
Grrrrr, did you see the pics that were removed by photobucket? F’n muzzies have no sense of humor. That is part of their problem.
230
posted on
09/13/2010 7:16:20 PM PDT
by
CajunConservative
(0, we'll stop treating you like a dog, when you stop treating us like a hydrant.)
To: CajunConservative; potlatch
Yes...I emailed photobucket a few hours ago. I have a paid subscription for a “pro” account with them and have made an inquiry, with their reply still pending. Meanwhile, if you do an image search on Photobucket for “piss Christ” you’ll get ~20 results of the Serrano *artwork* that have not been removed.
231
posted on
09/13/2010 7:21:39 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
Pretty aggravating, especially when you have a paid account!
They'll pop back up sooner or later I guess.
You had a fun thread, lol.
To: Joe 6-pack
233
posted on
09/13/2010 7:29:18 PM PDT
by
CajunConservative
(0, we'll stop treating you like a dog, when you stop treating us like a hydrant.)
To: CajunConservative
Woo hoo! Roverand Bones lives on!
To: Joe 6-pack
LMAO why did photobucket or who ever remove the pics?
To: Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid!
It violated their “terms of use”. I emailed them an inquiry and have yet to receive a reply.
236
posted on
09/14/2010 8:07:01 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
Too bad! Put all the pics on imageshack and repost the thread and ping me :)
To: Joe 6-pack
Did you ever hear back from photo phucket?
To: Joe 6-pack
All I am seeing is a bunch of warnings saying that the pictures are offensive...
239
posted on
09/19/2010 10:17:24 AM PDT
by
Thunder90
(Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)
To: Thunder90
Yeah...photobucket didn’t like them. Barenakedislam picked them up and you can see the originals in the link at #233.
240
posted on
09/19/2010 10:21:27 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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