Posted on 09/09/2010 7:44:07 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER
I had no choice, got trapped into visiting the local SS office today. The friendly rentacop was there, same one who wanted me to walk way across the parking lot to put my cellphone in the car.
He was busily searching the purses of two little old ladies when I got in line, my turn came and he started the standard speech. then, he recognized me, he started to say "cellphone" but he cut it off after the first syllable. At any rate I made it to the waiting area. After about 15 minutes I told him "I'll be right back, I'm going out to the trash can to get rid of some snuff". Then I headed out the door. Damned if he didn't follow me out the door, I could sense him right behind me. I spit in the big trash can and turned to go back in, and he said, "Is that all of it?" I said, "all of what"? He said, "snuff, you got any more in your mouth"? "This is a federal building, can't have any snuff in your mouth".
I won't repeat what I said then.
I thought I was going to get a cavity search!
They will no doubt X-RAY my old butt next time I have to go!
Things have just gone way too far.
Yes, and thanks for the first-hand report 'SNIPER.
There’s something about putting “first hand report” and a thread with “cavity search” together, that makes me squeamish.
Have him give you a full body cavity search. You’ll get a thrill at your age;^)
LOL! I hadn’t thought of that. Only SWAMPSNIPER knows!
Thanks for the LOL! mountn man (a good way to end the night).
/FR
What really ticks me off is this rent a cop treated you like a child.....typical government employee.....elected or hired......
Was he wearing mirrored sunglasses? And how do they search something as small as a cavity? A cavity is smaller than the tooth it is in.
I’ve had nearly the same problem at the tax place in JAX,
these security guys think they’re swat sometimes.
this country is going nuts right now.
judge says don’t ask is unconstitutional
Govt bans drilling off AK which is illegal
president say don’t burn a koran but says build a mosque 1st amendment.
It;s frigging nuts and yet we still have so many ignorant fools who vote for the rats.
Fed Buildings are snuff-free environments now? Next time bring in an e-cig "It's a pen"
I’ve broken that one without knowing. The only signs I’ve seen say “No Smoking.” The sad thing is most of “We The Sheeple” believe nanny knows best.
Don't you ever dare point out any mistake they make or even look one of them in the eye, they want you whimpering!
Sounds like you must be a real danger to society, lol.
Next time I’m in St Augustine, I’ll meet you at the Legion downtown, by the Lion’s Bridge.
Then we can go together to the office. I have some “business” to do with the Feds anyway.
It’ll be fun!
I would get together with my buds and we all head on over there with a big ol’ chaw just to mess with him.
Aw man, a snuff dipper!
I like you dude!
After about 15 minutes I told him “I’ll be right back, I’m going out to the trash can to get rid of some snuff”.
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OK now wait a minute. It’s been 20 years since I dipped snuff. But I do know you can’t go no 15 minutes without...
1. spitting.
2. swallowing.
So. Which is it that ya did?
)Forget it. I don’t wanna know.)
If I was intent on taking him out, along with the whole damned place, he would never have the first damned advance clue.
This foolishness might make the sheeple rest easier but it's all a great big joke!
yep.
Those oxygen tanks are like bombs from what I heard. :P
Your building, your employee. Remind him at every opportunity.
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