...nice mullet, dude.
Posted on 08/24/2010 1:23:58 PM PDT by Rio
An Oregon State University offensive lineman has been dismissed from the team after police say they found him naked and intoxicated in a stranger's home and had to use stun guns to take him into custody.
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Yep. I’ve never seen a naked taser.
Seems to me that if I were naked, and the police threatened me - I’d be in the fetal position on the floor almost instantly.
I know human nature, and I know that the primary target will NOT be my arms or chest. It may not be the biggest target in the world - but I’d really prefer that it was not the recipient of a Taser shock.
Obviously this man didn’t feel this way. Wonder why? Small target?
This is Corvallis, so why is this news?
Naked, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.
How can he defend his offensive position?....
He sounds like a prime candidate for the NFL.
Devil rum made him do it.
Cancel one fully paid dream ticket !
Sounds like he was trying to get out of his scholarship and join the Ducks...
If he had gone to Montana State, no one would care.
“fat, drunk and stupide is no way to go through life son”
Some one had to say it!
Not certain, but I believe it's a lot like a beeber, only hugh.
Steroids.
Ole Miss will take him (and they sure need a good offensive lineman anyway).
He can join Masoli and play for the Rebels. Hotty toddy!
...nice mullet, dude.
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