Guys, what's the oldest underwear you own? [vanity, I guess]

me ^ | Aug. 16, 2010 | me

[matt1234]

I have a pair that's from my high school days. I'm 47 years old, so that makes the underwear about 30 years old. Can anyone top that?

The underwear is boys' size 20, but they still fit. They're a little threadbare, but that's an advantage on a hot summer day. I think I can get at least a few more years out of them. (Obviously, I don't wear this pair every day. I wear them mostly for dirty outside jobs.)

I'm a lifelong bachelor, so I don't have a wife to throw away my stuff that's old but still good. Married men are at a disadvantage here.

Finally a tip: save your worn out undies to clean your guns. They work great! Seriesly.

[CORedneck]

Also on old stuff, the 1977 JC Penny Catalog, A real classic ! I would not be caught wearing any of the outfits today or especially then !

[Sarah]

As if you had to mention that you’re a bachelor...
Too bad. Throw the junk away, stop living in the past, and beg some good woman to marry you!

[paulycy]

Nobel Peace Prize Day.

That was crazy!

[Sarah]

gross.

must be so much fun! Misers are just a blast!

[Mad Dawgg]

I have a couple of pair that date back to the time when Michael Jackson was still Black and they played music videos on MTV.

[central_va]

vanity, I guess]

LOL!

[matt1234]

I remember those old Pennys catalogs (and Sears catalogs). Our family purchased quite a bit of stuff from those stores, not just underwear ;) I remember the psychedelic vests from the early-mid 70’s. Those were wild.

[momtothree]

This can’t be accurate!! There isn’t any duct tape.

[momtothree]

No, only if you still wear them(?!!!)

[CitizenM]

OMG...The things we learn on here about fellow FReepers. Sometimes too much information is...hysterical. ROFLOL

[TexasCajun]

Hey, I still wear 32x32 jeans. :))

Let me cook for you for a month to put some meat on them bones. :)

[TexasCajun]

I have a brother inlaw that wears 32's.

His diet consist of nothing but Budweiser. :)

[DariusBane]

Yup, Mat1245 won’t be able to “shake this one off” as it where.

But if he shakes it too long... Well, you know the rest.

[ozarkgirl]

Winner !!

Disqualified, the article clearly says "guys...". These diapers were used on females.

[AFreeBird]

Got meat on my bones... And I hate Bud. But I do like beer. :))

[patriot08]

‘Yoy need a life!.....’
AND a wife.

[Allegra]

Please think of what this implies.

It doesn't really imply a lot for me, seeing as how I am of the female persuasion.

Sometimes, a duck is just a duck.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Nice compilation. Harry was fun.

[listenhillary]

[seemoAR]

Why would he get married if he is happy now? Hell could start if he picks the wrong woman.