Posted on 08/15/2010 8:13:35 AM PDT by frankenMonkey
First, five syllables
Then followed by seven more
And ending with five.
Sunday morning post
Freepers may not be amused
Must drink more coffee.
Founding fathers claim
"Natural Born Citizen"
The pretender laughs.
Three thousand perished.
The shadow muslim exalts
Mosque at Ground Zero.
Sarah tweets insight
Cockroaches cower in fear
The storm is coming.
Angry little man
Harry Reid slithers like snake.
Nevada wake up.
In Colorado
Dan Maes defeats McInnis.
Denver Post prevails.
Tancredo declares,
I alone shall be your king.
Hickenlooper wins.
Up in Wasilla
Levi Johnston runs for mayor.
Put a sock on it.
Al Gore needs massage
Too much warming in his pants.
Tipper ran away.
Hillary asks Bill
Do these pants make me look fat?
Don't smoke that cigar.
Gay judge dips his schtick
Where nature says it shan't go.
Drama Queens unite!
Michelle reigns in Spain
Aunt Esther reincarnate
Let them eat, crackers.
Angels try their luck
Eternal Dunking Machine
Welcome to Hell, Ted.
George and Laura Bush
Greet our troops returning home
Mission Accomplished.
Moderator claims
"Too much silliness for me"
Zot, this post may be.
Sorry, but haiku
is gay and anyone who
can type in haiku
is also gay. I
repeat, anyone who can
type in haiku is
gay.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee
ML is so nice
Sweeter than sugar and spice
((hugs)) Once, twice, and thrice
:)
Hey, we should collect
All these blog haikus and then
Send them to the pimp.
;)
Nobody likes me
They all hate me. Read about
it at my dumb blog.
-the pimp
Nobody likes me
everybody hates me guess
i’ll eat some worm-z.
Boohoo! Boohoohoo!
I got busted by the mods
Why don’t they like pimps?
-the pimp
Is BO The One?
He had power ‘cuz he won.
Turn him off. He’s Done.
Some really thought he
Might have been the Antichrist.
The Obamanation.
The pimp posts a new thread:
“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...
lol!
Congress Used To Be
A Place of Great Dignity.
Not Worth a Can’o’pee.
Birth certificate?
Right here, it’s in Swahili
You bitter clingers.
P U! BO stinks!
I can’t wait until it’s time
for the ejection.
Pimp, pimp. I’m a pimp.
Stop, Stop. I can never stop
Blog, blog. Click my blog!
-the pimp
Thank you very much, she is a darling!
Buick is not a
Studebaker but I think
picture is funny
Yeah what they said.....hachoooo !
That's a great idea
Or start a vanity thread
With just these pimp poems
OK, I fudged a little on that last line...it depends on how one pronounces "poem." :)
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