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Sunday Morning FReeper Fun: Haiku Very Much
Aug 15, 2010 | frankenMonkey

Posted on 08/15/2010 8:13:35 AM PDT by frankenMonkey

First, five syllables
Then followed by seven more
And ending with five.

Sunday morning post
Freepers may not be amused
Must drink more coffee.

Founding fathers claim
"Natural Born Citizen"
The pretender laughs.

Three thousand perished.
The shadow muslim exalts
Mosque at Ground Zero.

Sarah tweets insight
Cockroaches cower in fear
The storm is coming.

Angry little man
Harry Reid slithers like snake.
Nevada wake up.

In Colorado
Dan Maes defeats McInnis.
Denver Post prevails.

Tancredo declares,
I alone shall be your king.
Hickenlooper wins.

Up in Wasilla
Levi Johnston runs for mayor.
Put a sock on it.

Al Gore needs massage
Too much warming in his pants.
Tipper ran away.

Hillary asks Bill
Do these pants make me look fat?
Don't smoke that cigar.

Gay judge dips his schtick
Where nature says it shan't go.
Drama Queens unite!

Michelle reigns in Spain
Aunt Esther reincarnate
Let them eat, crackers.

Angels try their luck
Eternal Dunking Machine
Welcome to Hell, Ted.

George and Laura Bush
Greet our troops returning home
Mission Accomplished.

Moderator claims
"Too much silliness for me"
Zot, this post may be.


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KEYWORDS: 5then7then5; haiku; ho; hoho; hohoho; napl; silly; takeahaiku
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To: frankenMonkey; humblegunner; sit-rep; Squantos; Eaker; Allegra

Sorry, but haiku
is gay and anyone who
can type in haiku

is also gay. I
repeat, anyone who can
type in haiku is

gay.


61 posted on 08/15/2010 10:59:12 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho

Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee


62 posted on 08/15/2010 11:01:57 AM PDT by left that other site (Your Mi'KMaq Paddy Whacky Bass Playing Biker Buddy)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; shibumi; humblegunner; Eaker; Larry Lucido; TheOldLady; 50mm; ...
Blogpimp all day long
Blogpimp 'til the cows come home
Please click on my link.
63 posted on 08/15/2010 11:03:45 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: left that other site

ML is so nice
Sweeter than sugar and spice
((hugs)) Once, twice, and thrice

:)


64 posted on 08/15/2010 11:04:35 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Allegra

Hey, we should collect
All these blog haikus and then
Send them to the pimp.

;)


65 posted on 08/15/2010 11:10:08 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Allegra

Nobody likes me
They all hate me. Read about
it at my dumb blog.

-the pimp


66 posted on 08/15/2010 11:13:59 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Nobody likes me
everybody hates me guess
i’ll eat some worm-z.


67 posted on 08/15/2010 11:19:27 AM PDT by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality Now: Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: Allegra

Boohoo! Boohoohoo!
I got busted by the mods
Why don’t they like pimps?

-the pimp


68 posted on 08/15/2010 11:22:02 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Is BO The One?
He had power ‘cuz he won.
Turn him off. He’s Done.

Some really thought he
Might have been the Antichrist.
The Obamanation.


69 posted on 08/15/2010 11:23:27 AM PDT by left that other site (Your Mi'KMaq Paddy Whacky Bass Playing Biker Buddy)
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To: paulycy

The pimp posts a new thread:

“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...


70 posted on 08/15/2010 11:25:46 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
(Excerpt) read more at...

lol!

71 posted on 08/15/2010 11:26:59 AM PDT by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality Now: Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Congress Used To Be
A Place of Great Dignity.
Not Worth a Can’o’pee.


72 posted on 08/15/2010 11:33:25 AM PDT by left that other site
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To: Vendome

Birth certificate?
Right here, it’s in Swahili
You bitter clingers.


73 posted on 08/15/2010 11:53:40 AM PDT by Blue Ink
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To: left that other site

P U! BO stinks!
I can’t wait until it’s time
for the ejection.


74 posted on 08/15/2010 11:59:10 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Allegra

Pimp, pimp. I’m a pimp.
Stop, Stop. I can never stop
Blog, blog. Click my blog!

-the pimp


75 posted on 08/15/2010 12:02:12 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Tax-chick

Thank you very much, she is a darling!


76 posted on 08/15/2010 12:05:07 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Chump Obama promised "Change" and we got chump change.)
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To: martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson; frankenMonkey
Barack Obama
Really Thinks We're Idiots
(Who is that mosqued man?)
77 posted on 08/15/2010 12:26:55 PM PDT by mikrofon (The Haiku say!)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Buick is not a
Studebaker but I think
picture is funny


78 posted on 08/15/2010 12:59:03 PM PDT by Zman516 (muslims, marxists, communists ---> satan's useful idiot corps)
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To: Larry Lucido; Allegra

Yeah what they said.....hachoooo !


79 posted on 08/15/2010 1:05:36 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; humblegunner; shibumi; TheOldLady; 50mm; Eaker; Larry Lucido; ...
Hey, we should collect
All these blog haikus and then
Send them to the pimp.

That's a great idea
Or start a vanity thread
With just these pimp poems

OK, I fudged a little on that last line...it depends on how one pronounces "poem." :)

80 posted on 08/15/2010 1:25:54 PM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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