What are you doing for Ramadan?

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[dynachrome]

I found "assorted pork loin chops" on sale at the local grocery store

[FourPeas]

Good thing I just bought a case of canned bacon.

[arasina]

[Mr. Wright]

I am going to enjoy a BIG Roast Pork Sandwich!

[JRios1968]

Just don’t go rollerblading...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfKTDMEoC88

[rockabyebaby]

I’m going to do a nice pork roast with bacon, drink a bottle of wine, and then wipe my behind with the free copy of the koran I got by dialing some 800 number a few months back.

OMG! LMAO!

[rockabyebaby]

I was thinking of doing some deep bending at the waist.

HUSSEIN? Is that you?? ;-)

[rockabyebaby]

I was thinking of getting out my Festivus pole, wiping it down with bacon fat, and taking it to the local mosque, so all the muzzies could dance and chant, whilst holding onto the pole!

LMAO

[US_MilitaryRules]

I overheard someone say they were thinking of walking by a mosk with a pocket full of bacon bits and they accidentally spill out on the sidewalk in front! That way the poofter smeller behind the other poofter smeller can see and smell the bits on the praying poofter’s shoes in front of him! That would be mean.

[aruanan]

What are you doing for Ramadan?

Having dinner with all my Muslim friends and showing them there are Christians who aren't knee-jerkingly reflexive and religiously bigoted like some of the fundamentalist Muslim sects.

[rockabyebaby]

There are so many good ideas here!

THIS THREAD ROCKS!

[dynachrome]

good luck!

[RnMomof7]

Drawing the prophet in drag

[aruanan]

good luck!

Good luck? That Iraqi food is some of the best food I've ever eaten (compared with Thai, Chinese, Dominican, Brazilian, Laotian, and Haitian), lots of rice fixed different ways, eggplant casseroles with onion, potatoes, and tomato, yogurt, fresh vegetables, Iraqi or Jordanian flatbread, fresh dates (I mean REALLY fresh--not dried out), different kinds of pickled vegetables, grilled chicken, lamb, meat-filled shells made of bulgar wheat, coffee, tea.

[Gay State Conservative]

I'm gonna be dunking hundreds of those korans into huge piles of pig droppings.

[Clock King]

How about being respectful of your co-workers? Some battles we fight, others are foolish and make us look like bigots.

[Rodamala]

Bacon wrapped in bacon, fried in bacon grease, served on a delicious bed of bacon.

[dynachrome]

I do not trust any religious muslim.

[Clock King]

That’s foolish. If you had actually worked with some, you’d find that about half are apostate, just like Christians.

[Keith in Iowa]

>>>I will grill a couple in honor of the start of ramalamadingdong.

I had some pulled pork for dinner... a couple of small picnic roasts were in my crock-pot all day with some carrots, celery, onion, seasoned with a rub... and a can of coke.

[dynachrome]

My choice. I have no idea which ones are practicing taqquiyah.

And I do admire the Christians who preach the gospel to the muzzies even when they are martyred for doing so.