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What are you doing for Ramadan?
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Posted on 08/11/2010 12:52:43 PM PDT by dynachrome

I found "assorted pork loin chops" on sale at the local grocery store


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Religion
KEYWORDS: jihad; moehammhead; muslimholiday; porkrinds
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To: dynachrome

Good thing I just bought a case of canned bacon.


61 posted on 08/11/2010 3:21:01 PM PDT by FourPeas (God Save America)
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To: dynachrome

62 posted on 08/11/2010 3:23:57 PM PDT by arasina (So there.)
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To: gov_bean_ counter

I am going to enjoy a BIG Roast Pork Sandwich!


63 posted on 08/11/2010 3:25:31 PM PDT by Mr. Wright
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To: OKSooner

Just don’t go rollerblading...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfKTDMEoC88


64 posted on 08/11/2010 3:27:09 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: Lurker
I’m going to do a nice pork roast with bacon, drink a bottle of wine, and then wipe my behind with the free copy of the koran I got by dialing some 800 number a few months back.

OMG! LMAO!

65 posted on 08/11/2010 3:28:29 PM PDT by rockabyebaby (We are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
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To: RexBeach
I was thinking of doing some deep bending at the waist.

HUSSEIN? Is that you?? ;-)

66 posted on 08/11/2010 3:30:30 PM PDT by rockabyebaby (We are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
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To: Noob1999
I was thinking of getting out my Festivus pole, wiping it down with bacon fat, and taking it to the local mosque, so all the muzzies could dance and chant, whilst holding onto the pole!

LMAO

67 posted on 08/11/2010 3:32:43 PM PDT by rockabyebaby (We are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
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To: dynachrome

I overheard someone say they were thinking of walking by a mosk with a pocket full of bacon bits and they accidentally spill out on the sidewalk in front! That way the poofter smeller behind the other poofter smeller can see and smell the bits on the praying poofter’s shoes in front of him! That would be mean.


68 posted on 08/11/2010 3:33:06 PM PDT by US_MilitaryRules (Where is our military?)
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To: dynachrome
What are you doing for Ramadan?

Having dinner with all my Muslim friends and showing them there are Christians who aren't knee-jerkingly reflexive and religiously bigoted like some of the fundamentalist Muslim sects.
69 posted on 08/11/2010 3:33:22 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: dynachrome
There are so many good ideas here!

THIS THREAD ROCKS!

70 posted on 08/11/2010 3:36:24 PM PDT by rockabyebaby (We are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
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To: aruanan

good luck!


71 posted on 08/11/2010 3:40:30 PM PDT by dynachrome (Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir!)
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To: dynachrome

Drawing the prophet in drag


72 posted on 08/11/2010 3:50:28 PM PDT by RnMomof7
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To: dynachrome
good luck!

Good luck? That Iraqi food is some of the best food I've ever eaten (compared with Thai, Chinese, Dominican, Brazilian, Laotian, and Haitian), lots of rice fixed different ways, eggplant casseroles with onion, potatoes, and tomato, yogurt, fresh vegetables, Iraqi or Jordanian flatbread, fresh dates (I mean REALLY fresh--not dried out), different kinds of pickled vegetables, grilled chicken, lamb, meat-filled shells made of bulgar wheat, coffee, tea.
73 posted on 08/11/2010 3:55:28 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: dynachrome
I'm gonna be dunking hundreds of those korans into huge piles of pig droppings.
74 posted on 08/11/2010 4:06:25 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (''I don't regret setting bombs,I feel we didn't do enough.'' ->Bill Ayers,Hussein's mentor,9/11/01)
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To: dynachrome

How about being respectful of your co-workers? Some battles we fight, others are foolish and make us look like bigots.


75 posted on 08/11/2010 4:08:58 PM PDT by Clock King (Ellisworth Toohey was right: My head's gonna explode.)
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To: dynachrome

Bacon wrapped in bacon, fried in bacon grease, served on a delicious bed of bacon.


76 posted on 08/11/2010 4:18:57 PM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Clock King

I do not trust any religious muslim.


77 posted on 08/11/2010 4:19:37 PM PDT by dynachrome (Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir!)
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To: dynachrome

That’s foolish. If you had actually worked with some, you’d find that about half are apostate, just like Christians.


78 posted on 08/11/2010 5:07:03 PM PDT by Clock King (Ellisworth Toohey was right: My head's gonna explode.)
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To: dynachrome

>>>I will grill a couple in honor of the start of ramalamadingdong.

I had some pulled pork for dinner... a couple of small picnic roasts were in my crock-pot all day with some carrots, celery, onion, seasoned with a rub... and a can of coke.


79 posted on 08/11/2010 5:09:33 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (Iowa floods, Obama vacations. He hates white people.)
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To: Clock King

My choice. I have no idea which ones are practicing taqquiyah.

And I do admire the Christians who preach the gospel to the muzzies even when they are martyred for doing so.


80 posted on 08/11/2010 5:12:38 PM PDT by dynachrome (Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir!)
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