I'm Fifty! (A Vanity to End All Vanities!)

My Life | july 24, 2010 | Diana in Wisconsin

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Today's the day, Freepers! Diana in Wisconsin turns fifty years old! (In Dog Years that's...Rhut-Roh! LOL!)

Help me celebrate! My actual party is tomorrow with family and friends here at the farm, but the celebration has been going on all week, so far!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I have the oversized sunglasses, preparation H, hearing aids, floppy hat, and AARP solicitation right here for ya!

[jocon307]

Hey, you’re younger than me. I hate you! Year ago I hated those who were older (Caroline Kennedy comes to mind).

LOL, of course I’m only kidding!

Happy birthday young one!

[radiohead]

Happy Birthday! You’ll love the 50s. Young enough to still look good, old enough to verbally beat the sh!t out of anyone who rubs you the wrong way.

[poobear]

Happy Birthday kid! Me, I’ve been 49 for the past 2 years. Have another 49th coming up in December ;D! Makes turning 40 a little trivial doesn’t it?

[McLynnan]

Happy birthday, Diana! I wish you much happiness as you start this new chapter in your life. Remember you are in your prime!

[bboop]

Thank you.

[stylecouncilor]

[budda1954]

Congrats!! From one Wisconsinite to another. I live in central Wisconsin.

[bigredkitty1]

Ever increasing numbers of candles on a birthday cake beats the heck out of static numbers on a tombstone ANY way you look at it. (Especially if it’s chocolate!) ;)

[Diana in Wisconsin]

” wish you much happiness as you start this new chapter in your life. Remember you are in your prime!”

Thanks, Girlfriend! I don’t plan on wasting a minute of my remaining days!

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“I live in central Wisconsin.”

Lucky you! I live right outside of ‘The People’s Republik of Madistan.’ You know the place...where they pass stupid laws and tax the hell out of us and screw up the rest of our beautiful state? LOL!

[blam]

"You and I are gonna be just fine when push comes to shove, aren’t we? :)"

YUP. (And, even if it doesn't)

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Let loose with a Tarzan yell...

[savedbygrace]

I know what you mean, but . . .

I am a Christian. When I die, I will immediately be face to face with my Lord Jesus Christ for my first moment with Him in eternity.

That will be preferable to anything here.

[LucyJo]

[airborne]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! ! !

I'll be joining you (the big 5-0)on Jan. 8th, 2011 . . . .

[ronniesgal]

happy birthday and many more!!!

[buschbaby]

A very happy birthday wish for you! May you see many, many more of them.

[Radix]

This thread is useless without pictures.

I hit half a hundred a while back.

I will not lie to you...now that I know everything, my body is racked with pain.

Youth is (generally) wasted on people who do not know what pain is.

[JustaDumbBlonde]

Happy Birthday, my FRiend! All I need to know is whether or not the cake is chocolate and where the hell is the bartender ... Love ya!

P.S. You'll enjoy your 'senior' years much more if you write vitriolic notes on the mail you get from AARP and send them back in the postage-paid envelopes and include anything else that will make the envelope heavy. A few pennies costs them big time with the post office!