Posted on 07/07/2010 3:06:35 PM PDT by devane617
A man being booked into the Manatee County jail for violating his supervised release on a DUI charge, was slapped with another charge last week when drugs fell out of his pants.
Jason Graham, 33, of Venice, was changing into his blue jail uniform on June 30 when a supervising deputy said he heard a rubber band snap as Graham pulled his pants up. A white object with a rubber band attached to it then fell out of his pants.
“It is apparent that Graham had this package secured around his genital area and it popped off during the changing of his pants,” the deputy wrote in his arrest report.
Inside the package deputies found blue prescription pills. Graham was arrested on charges of drug trafficking and introduction of contraband into a facility. He was being held at the jail on bonds totaling $50,750, according to the jail website.
I prefer the staple gun method.
Dang those cheap rubber bands.
Oh, the huge manatee!
Must have been some fine lookin’ perps in booking for the band to have snapped.
He just needed to use tighter rubber bands...the kind they sell for use on calves, for instance. Would solve two problems.
Viagra?
“ED” drugs work by being secured to your $ick with a rubber band. Everyone knows that.
Good thing it wasn't his God-given "package" that fell off...
Awwww nuts!
Personally I prefer BOTH superglue AND staple-gun. It's the only way to be sure.
I am sure Martin knows how to affix stuff to his junk.
;<)
Hand me down my walkin’ cane
Hand me down my hat
Hurry now and don’t be late
‘Cause we ain’t got time to chat
You and me we’re goin’ out
To catch the latest sound
Guaranteed to blow your mind
So high you won’t come down
(chorus)
Hey ya’ll prepare yourself for
the rubberband man
You’ve never heard a sound
like the rubberband man
You’re bound to lose control
when the rubberband starts to jam
Oh, this dude is outta sight
Everything he does
seems to come out right
Once I went to hear them play
at a club outside of town
I was so suprised
I was hypnotized
by the sound this cat put down
When I saw this short fat guy
stretch a band between his toes
Hey I laughed so hard
cause the man got down
when he finally reached his goal
(chorus)
Got that rubber band
up on his toes
And then he wriggled it up
all around his nose
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Playin’ all that music
yet keepin’ time
Where in the world
did he learn that, oh Lord
Lord, help him get away
(chorus)
Rubberband man
Rubberband man
How much of this stuff
do he think we can stand?
So much rhythm, grace
and debonair for one man...
(chorus)
Rubberband man starts to jam
Moving up and down cross the land
Got the people all in his wake
Everything probably seems outta place
Just move it, just move it
Just move move move it
Rubberband Man
Just move it, just move it
Just move move move it
Rubberband man
Get down, get down low
I do NOT want to know what he uses paperclips for.
Who among us hasn’t done that.
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