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What my plan was when I created the ZOT
(and how I ended up) ^ | June 28, 2010 | Lord Dagon

Posted on 06/28/2010 12:43:57 PM PDT by DagonofAlbion

I deposit the Risk into the account of a dummy finance company for management, called the republican party.

Then, I deposit the damage into the account of a dummy corporation for control, called the democratic party.

I leave all the bible belt religions as spoilers, or third parties; putting them down as department store chains. To stave off the profit into the mints money burning facility, to insure that the money is worthless in terms of pragmatic value, and is only practical believed values.

And the Black market is pimped as bad but, even losing even your kindeys in a hotel bathtub on a drunk, is a value laundering scheme...

Thank you all for your input and participation!!!


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To: Darksheare

Butter was made for some vej-tables as my friend’s mom used to say.


3,221 posted on 08/28/2010 10:33:24 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: NicknamedBob

WE are all DOMED, but some folks in the Dome are just plain doomed if they get lost in the Nether Regions.


3,222 posted on 08/28/2010 10:34:41 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face

Someone at Walmart yesterday asked if I was a driver for a large daycare center nearby. “No, just my own kids.”


3,223 posted on 08/28/2010 10:36:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I should be, but I'm not.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Someone at Walmart yesterday asked if I was a driver for a large daycare center nearby. “No, just my own kids.”

My mom's classic response: We had our family and the neighbor's family packed into a station wagon like college kids in a phone booth.

The gas station attendant apparently kept losing count. Finally he asked; "Is this all one family?"

Mom said, with a very straight face; "No sir! We left the rest of them home."

3,224 posted on 08/28/2010 10:41:23 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Lewis Carroll asked "How is a raven like a writing desk?" My answer: "They both have plumes of ink.")
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To: NicknamedBob

I see a lot of that in rural Utah and Idaho.

But the vehicle is usually a “Mormon Cadillac” - a Suburban.


3,225 posted on 08/28/2010 10:44:03 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Tax-chick

He probably didn’t believe you.


3,226 posted on 08/28/2010 10:45:05 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

I never wanted a Suburban.

When people ask, “Are these all your children?” I usually say, “No, one is at home studying, one’s at a friend’s house, one is in Singapore ...”


3,227 posted on 08/28/2010 10:45:38 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I should be, but I'm not.)
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To: Monkey Face

I think I only had Sally and Frank with me, so he was just asking because of the van.


3,228 posted on 08/28/2010 10:47:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I should be, but I'm not.)
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To: Tax-chick

And such a tiny deiver steps out....


3,229 posted on 08/28/2010 12:22:13 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face

“deiver” = DRIVER

*sheesh*


3,230 posted on 08/28/2010 12:23:11 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Tax-chick

I don’t like Suburbans. No particular reason except that they look terribly ungainly, no matter where they are. Kinda like an 11 year-old who is approaching 6’ tall and weighs 190. What does s/he do with all those appendages and how will s/he know when to do it?


3,231 posted on 08/28/2010 12:25:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Darksheare; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; sionnsar; fanfan; Anoreth; All

“Alice In Wonderland” just came (Johnny Depp) and I’m trying to decide if I want to watch it today or wait till tomorrow. I think tomorrow will win.

Anyone seen it?


3,232 posted on 08/28/2010 12:27:49 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face

Nope, but I’m happy to hear Miss Daisy is on the mend.


3,233 posted on 08/28/2010 1:42:54 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan

Monday will be the deciding factor.
(Do I get any points for 3’s?)


3,234 posted on 08/28/2010 1:57:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: fanfan

Never mind. Threes suck. They remind me of my birthday...

I took the time, a few nights ago, to address the RCMP and tell them how much I appreciate them.

As a tiny tot, I listened to “Seargent Preston of the Yukon” and fell in love with the men in red. Of course, I lived in Alaska before it was a state, so the RCMP were the only law when I was growing up.

As a Canuck, you ROCK!!! (Wish you were here!)


3,235 posted on 08/28/2010 2:02:52 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: fanfan

You are SUCH a sister!! No wonder I love you!


3,236 posted on 08/28/2010 2:04:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare; Tax-chick; sionnsar; fanfan; Anoreth
“Alice In Wonderland” just came (Johnny Depp) and I’m trying to decide ... Anyone seen it?

I've seen it, as evidenced by my tag-line. It's a good movie, although it starts off with a bit of a limp.

Johnny Depp played his role well, but the hero of the story was the cat.

3,237 posted on 08/28/2010 2:24:26 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Lewis Carroll asked "How is a raven like a writing desk?" My answer: "They both have plumes of ink.")
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To: NicknamedBob

I’ll remember to keep the cat hair in abeyance. Otherwise, images and events rule. How can we know that Wonderland (Underland) is not really THE Land?

Thanks, Bob!


3,238 posted on 08/28/2010 2:28:03 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; sionnsar; fanfan; Dead Corpse; Darksheare
Before we leave this thread, I want the rest of you to see how I read this opening:
"I deposit the Risk into the account of a dummy finance company for management, called the republican party account called "Tyson Business Losses".

Then, I deposit the damage profit into the account of a dummy corporation for control, called the democratic party('s wife-at-large, Hillary Clinton).

Who am I?

3,239 posted on 08/28/2010 2:39:40 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Lewis Carroll asked "How is a raven like a writing desk?" My answer: "They both have plumes of ink.")
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To: NicknamedBob

You are the Master of your Domain, the Captain of your soul, the end all to be all. AKA: NnB!!!
“PS: You RULE!”


3,240 posted on 08/28/2010 2:43:39 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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