What my plan was when I created the ZOT

(and how I ended up) ^ | June 28, 2010 | Lord Dagon

[DagonofAlbion]

I deposit the Risk into the account of a dummy finance company for management, called the republican party.

Then, I deposit the damage into the account of a dummy corporation for control, called the democratic party.

I leave all the bible belt religions as spoilers, or third parties; putting them down as department store chains. To stave off the profit into the mints money burning facility, to insure that the money is worthless in terms of pragmatic value, and is only practical believed values.

And the Black market is pimped as bad but, even losing even your kindeys in a hotel bathtub on a drunk, is a value laundering scheme...

Thank you all for your input and participation!!!

[Monkey Face]

Butter was made for some vej-tables as my friend’s mom used to say.

[Monkey Face]

WE are all DOMED, but some folks in the Dome are just plain doomed if they get lost in the Nether Regions.

[Tax-chick]

Someone at Walmart yesterday asked if I was a driver for a large daycare center nearby. “No, just my own kids.”

[NicknamedBob]

Someone at Walmart yesterday asked if I was a driver for a large daycare center nearby. “No, just my own kids.”

My mom's classic response: We had our family and the neighbor's family packed into a station wagon like college kids in a phone booth.

The gas station attendant apparently kept losing count. Finally he asked; "Is this all one family?"

Mom said, with a very straight face; "No sir! We left the rest of them home."

[Monkey Face]

I see a lot of that in rural Utah and Idaho.

But the vehicle is usually a “Mormon Cadillac” - a Suburban.

[Monkey Face]

He probably didn’t believe you.

[Tax-chick]

I never wanted a Suburban.

When people ask, “Are these all your children?” I usually say, “No, one is at home studying, one’s at a friend’s house, one is in Singapore ...”

[Tax-chick]

I think I only had Sally and Frank with me, so he was just asking because of the van.

[Monkey Face]

And such a tiny deiver steps out....

[Monkey Face]

“deiver” = DRIVER

*sheesh*

[Monkey Face]

I don’t like Suburbans. No particular reason except that they look terribly ungainly, no matter where they are. Kinda like an 11 year-old who is approaching 6’ tall and weighs 190. What does s/he do with all those appendages and how will s/he know when to do it?

[Monkey Face]

“Alice In Wonderland” just came (Johnny Depp) and I’m trying to decide if I want to watch it today or wait till tomorrow. I think tomorrow will win.

Anyone seen it?

[fanfan]

Nope, but I’m happy to hear Miss Daisy is on the mend.

[Monkey Face]

Monday will be the deciding factor.
(Do I get any points for 3’s?)

[Monkey Face]

Never mind. Threes suck. They remind me of my birthday...

I took the time, a few nights ago, to address the RCMP and tell them how much I appreciate them.

As a tiny tot, I listened to “Seargent Preston of the Yukon” and fell in love with the men in red. Of course, I lived in Alaska before it was a state, so the RCMP were the only law when I was growing up.

As a Canuck, you ROCK!!! (Wish you were here!)

[Monkey Face]

You are SUCH a sister!! No wonder I love you!

[NicknamedBob]

“Alice In Wonderland” just came (Johnny Depp) and I’m trying to decide ... Anyone seen it?

I've seen it, as evidenced by my tag-line. It's a good movie, although it starts off with a bit of a limp.

Johnny Depp played his role well, but the hero of the story was the cat.

[Monkey Face]

I’ll remember to keep the cat hair in abeyance. Otherwise, images and events rule. How can we know that Wonderland (Underland) is not really THE Land?

Thanks, Bob!

[NicknamedBob]

Before we leave this thread, I want the rest of you to see how I read this opening:

"I deposit the Risk into the account of a dummy finance company for management, called the republican party account called "Tyson Business Losses".

Then, I deposit the damage profit into the account of a dummy corporation for control, called the democratic party('s wife-at-large, Hillary Clinton).

Who am I?

[Monkey Face]

You are the Master of your Domain, the Captain of your soul, the end all to be all. AKA: NnB!!!
“PS: You RULE!”