I never wanted a Suburban.
When people ask, “Are these all your children?” I usually say, “No, one is at home studying, one’s at a friend’s house, one is in Singapore ...”
I don’t like Suburbans. No particular reason except that they look terribly ungainly, no matter where they are. Kinda like an 11 year-old who is approaching 6’ tall and weighs 190. What does s/he do with all those appendages and how will s/he know when to do it?