True conservative ZOT!

[Danny H]

My coworkers and I took a political test with 100 questions, 10 in 10 categories. I was by far the most conservative. 91/100. Most of my liberal coworkers got between 10/100 and 30/100. Only a couple others got above 50/100. Ugh.

The breakdown.

life - 10/10 abortion is wrong guns - 10/10 support no restriction on gun ownership marriage - 10/10 man and woman only, homosexuality is wrong healthcare - 10/10 repeal Obamacare and we need tort reform. immigration - 2/10 since I oppose HB1070. We need the workers. The McCain path to citizenship I support. environment - 10/10 too many regulations and global warming is a farce Iraq, Afghanistan - 10/10 fully support the wars and our troops Israel, middle east - 9/10 pro Israel though a war with Iran is a bit much income tax - 10/10 tax cuts across the board corportate taxes - 10/10 tax cuts there too social security and such - 10/10 phase that out

I'm 91% conservative, a true conservative. It says 80%+ was true conservative.

I support the more conservative candidate in most primaries, except McCain over Hayworth. The GOP will take over in 2010!

[mountn man]

Aaaaahhhhhh!!!! Gun porn.

I love gun porn

[Raider Sam]

We know he works in a very liberal town with a lake that has a company where people put in long hours and watch CNN and have political test comparisons. We also know his parents live on the other side of the country. Its beginning to make sense.

[rabidralph]

LOL!

[jessduntno]

“We know he works in a very liberal town with a lake that has a company where people put in long hours and watch CNN and have political test comparisons. We also know his parents live on the other side of the country. Its beginning to make sense.”

It was Kenny!

[Kevmo]

Welcome to Free Republic.

At least you aren’t a post & run troll.

Here’s my standard IB4TZ post

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Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.” “

.... “Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.”

I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee; | I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see. | It rained all night the day you left, | the weather it was dry; | The sun so hot you froze to death, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I come from Minnesota, with my laptop on my knee.

I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The croc tear in his eye, | Said I, I’m coming for the truth | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

I fight in my pajamas, | It’s plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnor’s family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When she makes history. | Well, JimRob knows she’ll pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then I’ll look all ‘round, | And when I find his birth record, | I’ll fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeper’ll surely die, | And when I’m dead and buried, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2073903/posts?page=30#30

[Jet Jaguar]

You got me bro.

I have never worked anything but F-16’s.

But, I have worked all blocks.

[Raider Sam]

No, he’s on Ultimate Fighter, so he literally has to defend himself from coworkers.

[al baby]

Respect is earned. Now go put your onesy on. Have a clown cone, brush your little teeth and go to bed.

[Raider Sam]

Im not sure I follow that reference.

[darkwing104]

Lately, I been arounds tankers in my post Air Force Career.

[presently no screen name]

afraid to say what town he lived in for fear of retribution after putting in a long day comparing his “political scores” with his “coworkers”...

EXACTLY! Trolls can't fool everyone.

[jellybean]

What’s a ZOT?

Paging Dr. Karns. Dr. Karns we have a live one on the line.

[jessduntno]

“Im not sure I follow that reference.”

Vague description, location, all that, it coulda been anyone, I nailed it down to a guy named Kenny...bad joke, I guess...well, I had to explain it so I guess it was a bad one...

[shibumi]

"Good night. I expect more respect tomorrow."

That has to go down as one of the funniest posts of all time.

[mountn man]

Well that clinches it.

Libs expect respect. Conservatives know it has to be earned.

My thoughts 'zactly

[Raider Sam]

OK, got ya. I thought it was some South Park joke or something.

[Jet Jaguar]

Heavies.

I just ride in ‘em.

Good to see ya working the planes still.

[presently no screen name]

It’s nice how you willingly accept what you read as truth.

I see a professional troll can run circles around you.

[darkwing104]

Good night. I expect more respect tomorrow.

Don't hold your breath

[al baby]

Well if he was a girl id say shut up and put that thing back in your mouth