When To Know You've Had Too Much to Drink (Funny yet sad Video)

ChicoER Gate ^ | 6/14/10 | Chuck Wolk

[OneVike]

Ever see an individual who is so drunk on beer that they cannot even stand up? Maybe you have a close friend or relative who drinks way too much beer, and they don't seem to realize how ridiculous they really look when they are stumbling over their own feet. Or maybe you yourself have been there a time or two and you think it's no big deal. I mean everyone has heard the various jokes about drinking beer;
 

"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink.
I get drunk. I fall down. No problem."
 
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy."
 
"The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer."
 
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
 

My personal favorite comes from a confused individual who thinks he is truly offering some spiritual advice for those who drink too much beer. 

"When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all drink beer, get drunk and go to heaven!"

Well with that I offer this video from a liquor store.  You will see a man who has already had way too much beer.  However, he thinks he needs more, so he decided to go buy some more.  We can thank God for the level headed clerk who refused to sell him any beer. 
 
It's my guess, that when the guy sobered up, he most likely didn't even remember going on a beer run.  In reality, this video is not so much funny as it is sad.  Many men and women have done very destructive things to themselves and others while under the influence of some form of alcohol or drugs.  I worry about individuals like this man who can be so drunk, yet still find a way to get to a store for more beer. You cannot help but wondering if he drove to the store. I pray he did not.

Follow the link below to see the video of
When To Know You've Had Too Much to Drink

[Hulka]

As my father said, always drink while standing, because when you fall down you know you had too much.

Wise man, my father. . . .

[BipolarBob]

"I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I drink only one."

It takes only one beer to make me drunk, but for the life of me I can't remember if it's the ONE after 12 beers or thirteen.

[Grunthor]

hehehe

[R. Scott]

Yep, the boy was definitely loaded.
Years ago I found a form of entertainment. I’d go down to my favorite watering hole late at night stone cold sober, just to watch people. It helped me cut back on booze.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Good to see Foster Brooks found work after Obama fired him as a policy Czar.

[eeevil conservative]

ROFL!!!

WINNER indeed!

[TexasTransplant]

***** “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I drink only one.” ******

Dos XX ?

You must be the “Most Interesting Man in the World”

TT

[ebshumidors]

When I was an NCO in Germany in the ‘80’s we would have weekend courtesy patrol duty to go through the clubs, drink free soda and police up the drunks. Hilarious!

[annieokie]

I found that one on Utube, sometime ago, funniest of them all. Yet, near the end somehow I think it was a set up. I think the camera people gave him that bike and he is just to drunk to understand what is going on. At the end, he gives them a hand/arm gesture. Still funny

[TruthHound]

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

[A.A. Cunningham]

NorCal Blogs

[I_be_tc]

later

[R. Scott]

I never had curtsy patrol but did pull enough staff duty. One of the duties was to check out the clubs for miscreants.