Run away!!!!
Posted on 06/08/2010 12:21:06 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A NORWEGIAN boy, 12, reportedly saved himself and his sister from a moose attack using skills he picked up playing the online role-playing game World of Warcraft.
Hans Jørgen Olsen, 12, and his sister encountered a moose during a walk in the forest near their home in the central Norwegian town of Leksvik, said the Norwegian online newspaper Nettavisen.
It was then Olsen's WoW instincts reportedly kicked in. Firstly, he taunted the animal to get it away from his sister, the paper said.
In WoW, players use taunting to shoo monsters away from weaker team members, the newspaper said.
Then, when the moose came after him, he played dead.
"When you reach level 30, you learn a trick called the fake death. That's what I did - I pretended I was dead, and then the moose lost interest," he told the paper. "It went really well."
The moose reportedly lost interest in the boy and disappeared into the woods.
(Excerpt) Read more at news.com.au ...
He should of just lobbed a Mohawk Grenade at it.
Aggro wipe? lol
My 12-year daughter went out to some laser tag park for a party. First time ever playing. She got first, second or third place in most of the rounds she played - even against older boys. Except for one where after she had been hit a few times she figured she would lose anyway. So she ran towards the other teams fort to draw their fire. The rest of her team captured the fort and they won.
She could probably hold her own against a moose too!
I reminded her that in real life, one well placed shot and you are out. Forever.
So a moose really did bite his sister?
Mmmmm moose stew, moose pot roast, moose stroganoff...
Protection build? Good thing he wasn’t a retNoob.
huntard. no question, and you know the pet aggroed the moose. always is the huntard.
Mønti Pythøn lk den Hølie Grailen
Røtern nik Akten Di
Wik
Alsø wik
Alsø alsø wik
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?
See the løveli lakes
The wonderful telephøne system
And mani interesting furry animals
The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
making of this film.
The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
or history of any person is entirely accidental and
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Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
Including the majestic møøse
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink”.
We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.
Møøse trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA
Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor’s Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix
concrete and sign com-
plicated insurance
forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses’ noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left
half side of the screen
in the third scene from
the end, given a thorough
grounding in Latin,
French and “O” Level
Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the
Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER
The directors of the firm hired to
continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to
be known that they have just been
sacked.
The credits have been completed
in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last
minute.
Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & “RALPH” The Wonder Llama
The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
making of this film.
The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
or history of any person is entirely accidental and
unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
JOHN GOLDSTONE & “RALPH” The Wonder Llama
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
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40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
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Those who fail to learn from history.......
ping
He’ll just have to go to a different server and start another toon. Maybe an Orc warlock. They make uber uber aggro!
No that’s just one of the skills for certain character classes. WoW is an MMORPG where you use swords, bows, magic, etc.
A moose, eh?
Listening to the commercials, I think that’s spelled “g’nade.”
Life imitates FreeRepublic lingo!
Elementalist spec hasn’t been viable in a year and we’re all in Tier 10 now. Noob. /roll eyes
Obviously he’s a hunter - used Distracting Shot before Feign Death.
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