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Most memorable one liners.
05/14/2010
| Post_Neolithic
Posted on 05/14/2010 4:51:00 PM PDT by Post-Neolithic
Reading through one particular thread gave me the idea for this one.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: comebacks; comedy; oneliners; quickcomebacks; rhetoric; smartanswers; todumbquestions; zingers
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To: Post-Neolithic
“A man's got to do what a man's got to do”
“Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway”
“If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.”
John Wayne
To: Post-Neolithic
“Kneel before Zod!” Pretty much anywhere Zod turns up...Superman, Smallville.
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:20:28 PM PDT
by
who knows what evil?
(G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
To: pillut48
“Andrei, you’ve lost another submarine?”
To: Osage Orange
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:21:12 PM PDT
by
B4Ranch
("You cannot defeat an enemy you will not define.")
To: Post-Neolithic
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
winston churchill
To: Post-Neolithic
“...The truth is you’re the weak. And I’m the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin’, Ringo. I’m tryin’ real hard to be the shepherd...” - Jules, Pulp Fiction
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:26:43 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Tea Party. We are the party of NO! NO to more government! NO to more spending! NO to more taxation!)
To: annelizly
'Screw 'um'!" Father in Legends of the Fall.
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:27:03 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Obots, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
To: Post-Neolithic
“I don’t want to die! There’s no future in it!” — Curley Howard
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:29:00 PM PDT
by
fidelis
(Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
To: rintense
Cool. Sorry for reading sarcasm into your reply.
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:29:22 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: Migraine
That great movie [Doctor Zhivago] has a salient line for every situation we are witnessing today in the upheaval brocko is foisting on us. In a similar vein, Jack Nicholson (as Eugene O'Neill) cuts Louise Bryant (by then, wife of John Reed) down to size with this zinger: ``Jack dreams that he can hustle the American working man, who's one dream is that he could be rich enough not to work, into a revolution led by his party.''
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:30:18 PM PDT
by
re_nortex
(DP...that's what I like about Texas...)
To: Mr. Blonde
Mencken: “Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.”
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:32:09 PM PDT
by
donaldo
To: donaldo
“Oh, a wise guy, eh?”
Curly (Three Stooges)
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:34:35 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: Post-Neolithic
“Always carry a small flagon of whiskey is case of snakebite. And always carry a small snake...”
W.C. Fields
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:36:21 PM PDT
by
snuffy smiff
(imagine if the GOP grew a brain-and threw all RINOs OUT! But that would also require a spine *sigh*)
To: Post-Neolithic
"That is one big pile of sh!t." -- Jurassic Park
(Useful for describing anything Obama says)
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:37:43 PM PDT
by
giotto
To: donaldo
Mencken:
“Immortality: the condition of a dead man who doesn’t believe that he is dead.”
“Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.”
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:38:06 PM PDT
by
donaldo
To: Post-Neolithic
“She loved him up, then turned him into a horny toad!” —O Brother Where Art Thou?
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:41:35 PM PDT
by
redhead
("If you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." --Ronald W. Reagan)
To: donaldo
One of my FAVORITE all-time movies...thanks for the reminder.
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:42:33 PM PDT
by
Pharmboy
(The Stone Age did not end because they ran out of stones...)
To: Post-Neolithic
“Why is the rum gone” Captain Jack Sparrow “Pirates of the Caribbean”
To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
Blazing Saddles:
Badges??? We don’t need no stinkin badges!! (Ha ha ha. . .)
We’ve got to do something to protect our phony baloney jobs!!!
Mongo just pawn in game of life. . .
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:44:23 PM PDT
by
RatRipper
(I'll ride a turtle to work every day before I buy anything from Government Motors.)
To: Post-Neolithic
Hippies, the other white meat.
What’s red and orange and looks good on hippies? Fire.
-—author unknown, but brilliant.
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:46:14 PM PDT
by
snuffy smiff
(imagine if the GOP grew a brain-and threw all RINOs OUT! But that would also require a spine *sigh*)
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