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05/14/2010
| Post_Neolithic
Posted on 05/14/2010 4:51:00 PM PDT by Post-Neolithic
Reading through one particular thread gave me the idea for this one.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: comebacks; comedy; oneliners; quickcomebacks; rhetoric; smartanswers; todumbquestions; zingers
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To: beaversmom
I kick *ss for the Lord!
-Catholic priest in a graveyard busting out some kung-fu on the zombies, in Dead Alive.
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:42:54 PM PDT
by
MonicaG
(God bless our military! Praying and thanking God for you every day. Thank you!)
To: Post-Neolithic
Well, Doctor, what have we got—a Republic or a Monarchy?”
“A Republic, if you can keep it.”
The response is attributed to BENJAMIN FRANKLIN—at the close of the Constitutional Convention of 1787, when queried as he left Independence Hall on the final day of deliberation
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:43:05 PM PDT
by
HoustonCurmudgeon
("I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!" ~ MNJohnnie, FReeper)
To: Bryan24
You tell 'em I'm coming, and I'm bringing hell with me! ...
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:43:37 PM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants"-Albert Camus)
To: Post-Neolithic
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. —Rhett Butler
To: Post-Neolithic
“Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”
“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.”
“If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.”
H.L. Mencken
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:47:07 PM PDT
by
Mr. Blonde
(You ever thought about being weird for a living?)
To: Post-Neolithic
“Spongebob - are you gonna listen to a big dummy, or are you gonna listen to me?”
- Patrick Star
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:47:22 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Never trust anyone who points their ass at God while praying.)
To: Post-Neolithic
“Badges?! We don’t need no stinking badges!”- Mexican bandit, Blazing Saddles
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:47:27 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Tea Party. We are the party of NO! NO to more government! NO to more spending! NO to more taxation!)
To: rintense
“What we do in life, echoes in eternity.” True dat. Who said it?
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:47:48 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: Post-Neolithic
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Ronald Reagan
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:47:51 PM PDT
by
mo
To: Windflier
Maximus Decimus Meridius in ‘Gladiator’.
To: Kickass Conservative
"Ah, Say it Ain't so, Joe."
To: Post-Neolithic
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges! Treasure of Sierra Madre
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:56:22 PM PDT
by
Ditter
To: Post-Neolithic
“Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”- H.L Menken
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:57:21 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Tea Party. We are the party of NO! NO to more government! NO to more spending! NO to more taxation!)
To: rintense
Thanks for the attribution.
You know, there are some of us who believe that “what we’ve done in eternity, echos in our life.”
Slightly different take on Maximus’ observation.
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posted on
05/14/2010 6:59:06 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: Windflier
Well that explains so much then! LOL.
To: rintense
Well that explains so much then! LOL. You have to slow down and think about it for a moment. It'll come to you.
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:03:18 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: beaversmom
Real warriors give great lines:
Vice Admiral Halsey was at sea in his flagship, USS Enterprise, during the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. Upon learning of the Japanese attack, he was rumored to have remarked, "Before we're through with 'em, the Japanese language will only be spoken in hell."
Two great actual lines from the Spartans at Battle of Thermopylae:
After being to told to lay down their arms: Molon Labe, "Come and take them"
After being told that the Persian arrows will block out the sun: "So much the better...then we shall fight our battle in the shade."
Admiral Beatty upon seeing British battlecruisers sunk one after another at Jutland, "There seems to be something wrong with our bloody ships today." Ironic lines: Commander of Wake Island after repulsing the first Japanese invasion: "Send us more Japs!"
General John Sedgwick, seconds before being struck down: "I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:06:15 PM PDT
by
rmlew
(There is no such thing as a Blue Dog Democrat; just liberals who lie.)
To: Windflier
Oh I got it right away, which is why I said it explains so much!
To: Post-Neolithic
Yippee ki yay, m_____ f_____!
Die Hard
To: Post-Neolithic
“England is under threat of invasion, and though we be on the far side of the world, this ship is our home. This ship *is* England”. - Captain Jack Aubrey- Master and Commander
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posted on
05/14/2010 7:15:28 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Tea Party. We are the party of NO! NO to more government! NO to more spending! NO to more taxation!)
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