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How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You
http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php ^ | Unknown | Mathew Inman

Posted on 05/13/2010 5:09:15 PM PDT by Ready4Freddy

Funny stuff


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cats; kill; kittyping; notazotthread; vikingkitties; vk; you
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1 posted on 05/13/2010 5:09:15 PM PDT by Ready4Freddy
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping


2 posted on 05/13/2010 5:09:52 PM PDT by Ready4Freddy ("It's not the number of burnt cars that worries me. It's the fact that everyone finds this normal..")
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To: Ready4Freddy

I am crying and scaring my dog. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. You have to have a cat to appreciate the humor, however.


3 posted on 05/13/2010 5:12:29 PM PDT by Mountain Mary ("No weapon is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women" Ronald Reagan)
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To: Ready4Freddy

It’s true. They remember they were once worshiped as gods and will never let you forget it.


4 posted on 05/13/2010 5:14:55 PM PDT by svcw (Habakkuk 2:3)
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To: Mountain Mary

“This is practice for burying bodies”.

LOL, good stuff! ;>)


5 posted on 05/13/2010 5:14:56 PM PDT by Ready4Freddy ("It's not the number of burnt cars that worries me. It's the fact that everyone finds this normal..")
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6 posted on 05/13/2010 5:19:38 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: nina0113

ping


7 posted on 05/13/2010 5:20:11 PM PDT by Steve0113 (Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -A.L.)
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To: Ready4Freddy

My quiz results: “There is a 89% chance your cat is plotting to kill you.”


8 posted on 05/13/2010 5:24:12 PM PDT by La Enchiladita
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To: Ready4Freddy
As the owner (or slave, as the case may be) of four cats, I LOVE your post!
9 posted on 05/13/2010 5:26:12 PM PDT by srmorton (Deut. 30:19: "..I have set before you life and death, blessing and cursing: therefore chose life..")
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To: humblegunner

Stripy ping


10 posted on 05/13/2010 5:30:23 PM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Ready4Freddy

Pretty cool.

I had a cat I rescued from a storm drain when I was a kid.
I was riding my bycycle down the street to meet a friend arounf half way to his house. As I was sitting on the curb beside the drain, I heard some kittens mewing. I looked around and saw a large cat aboout the same color as the kittens dead on the side of the road.

Well, being around 12 or so, I crawled down the drain and wrapped the 3 kittens in my shirt, and took them out.
I gave 2 of them away, and kept one.

He grew to be an enormous Tom, and was the king of the neighborhood. Dogs wouldn’t screw around with this cat, more than one went howling out of the yard with a wild cat on it’s shoulders.
Almost every morning it would leave a mouse or young rabbit on the back porch. You could not pet Tom unless he wanted to be petted, and he would let you know when, and at his leisure.

He was an awesome cat I once weighed him on the bathroom scale (not an easy feat) and he topped 20 pounds. Not as big as a Maine Coon, but he was also not a fat cat, just a tough, but most of the times loveable Tom.


11 posted on 05/13/2010 5:37:11 PM PDT by Frenchtown Dan
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To: srmorton

Sorry I couldn’t repond sooner, I had to feed my masters. ;>)


12 posted on 05/13/2010 5:39:17 PM PDT by Ready4Freddy ("It's not the number of burnt cars that worries me. It's the fact that everyone finds this normal..")
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To: Ready4Freddy; darkwing104


13 posted on 05/13/2010 5:40:08 PM PDT by Thunder90 (Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)
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To: Ready4Freddy

Cute.


14 posted on 05/13/2010 5:57:44 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Palin/Hunter 2012 -- Bolton their Secretary of State)
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To: Ready4Freddy
LMAO

Is your cat plotting to kill you?

This is the results for my indoor cat. I didn't test the outdoor farm cats because I know they would eat me given a chance! =D

15 posted on 05/13/2010 6:04:42 PM PDT by buschbaby (Beware! I'm one of those scary stay-at-home mom Tea Partiers. I'm threatening to clean up your mess)
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To: Ready4Freddy
That low probably only because one of them is a 5 month-old kitten.

Is your cat plotting to kill you?

16 posted on 05/13/2010 6:11:51 PM PDT by Ready4Freddy ("It's not the number of burnt cars that worries me. It's the fact that everyone finds this normal..")
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To: Frenchtown Dan

Ol’ Tom sounds like a cool cat, Dan. And would score 100% on the ‘is my cat going to kill me’ meter!


17 posted on 05/13/2010 6:14:51 PM PDT by Ready4Freddy ("It's not the number of burnt cars that worries me. It's the fact that everyone finds this normal..")
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18 posted on 05/13/2010 6:20:21 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Ready4Freddy

I never felt like he was plotting to kill me, but plenty of people did. The garbage men were scared of him. Wouldn’t take the trash if Tom was around!


19 posted on 05/13/2010 6:20:27 PM PDT by Frenchtown Dan
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20 posted on 05/13/2010 6:43:21 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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