Posted on 05/04/2010 1:39:04 PM PDT by EveningStar
Got milk?
South Boston toddler Jadm Moschella apparently thought hed hit the motherlode Saturday night when, while out to dinner with his parents and stepsister, he reached for a glass and began drinking - a white Russian intended for his dad!
(Excerpt) Read more at bostonherald.com ...
When I was 3 my father had just returned from the South Pacific and was stationed at the pentagon. We were living in military housing. There was a big party when Japan surrendered and I was making the rounds slurping down olives and pickled onions left in drink glasses. I’m told that I was pretty snockered before anyone noticed what I was up to.
Rhetorical question, right? You really know why she called the police.
How else will she file a lawsuit against the restaurant without a police report????
Someone in the 'comments' section speculated that it might stand for...
Just
Another
Dumb
Mother
Works for me...
Called the police? Mom’s a drama queen!!!
When I was about 6, my father had some of his fellow soldiers over for a saturday afternoon bbq and spades party. They were drinking gin straight up and I asked my father for a drink of his water, grabbed his glass and chugged his glass!! straight gin!!! My mother came out of the kitchen and grabbed me up, yelled at my father, and made sure i was ok. It became a funny story and no one was hurt and i still cannot drink gin!!!
Tell this woman to get over herself and White Russians are not that strong especially with bar vodka
Hey, careful man! There's a beverage here!
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I would never have guessed.
Really!
I can hear it now when mom gets angry “Jus’dam Jadm!!”
Sure do.
I wonder what she would do if he had some of her fruity sex on the beach?
My father's parents (from Lithuania) used to make home brew, and the kids would have a glass with meals. One of my father's favorite stories about his childhood was a comment one of his grammar-school teachers made to a neighbor about him -- so smart, and always neat and clean and well-behaved. But he always comes back from lunch with the smell of beer on his breath! (For those too young to know, even public school kids went home for lunch in those days!)
No fair, making me laugh so hard at work! :-)
When I was four our landlord gave the four of us a small glass of wine on Thanksgiving. I was the only one who liked it. Mom said I slept almost 24 hours.
Ahhh...Southie,Boston’s Irish ghetto.My father grew up there and often said that they start them young there.
I dont understand why she called the police when it was her fault he got a hold of it?
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She is clumsily setting up a lawsuit against the restaurant.
I wonder where he got that? His parents seem to be idiots. Especially his mother. Kudos to any 2 yr old that can handle a glass.
0bama voter, most likely.
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