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Posted on 04/09/2010 5:28:55 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
"And in a major reversal of U.S. policy, President Obama has narrowed the conditions under which we would use nuclear weapons. He said we'd only use them against Iran, North Korea or Fox News." –Jay Leno
"President Obama has come out with a new policy for using nuclear weapons. In a related story, Joe Biden said he would try not to drop the F-bomb so often." –Jay Leno
"The United States and Russia have signed a historic nuclear weapons treaty. Apparently, Russia is getting a little nervous. They heard we had successfully mounted a warhead on a Toyota Prius." –Jay Leno
"Next week, the president of China will be at the White House. And good news — he has no plans to foreclose." –Jay Leno
"Well, give you an idea how important this visit is from the Chinese president, I understand Joe Biden is busy learning some Chinese curse words." –Jay Leno
"Well, earlier today, President Obama threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals' home opener against the Philadelphia Phillies. And then Vice President Joe Biden was thrown out for cursing at the umpire." –Jay Leno
"Actually, President Obama didn't actually throw the ball. He got it to the catcher's mitt through a series of back-door dealings." –Jay Leno
"Last night, President Obama gave a speech at the Boston Opera House. It was a long night, because you know what they say about the opera: 'It ain't over until the fat lady gets lectured on her eating habits by Michelle Obama.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Michelle Obama held a town hall meeting on C-SPAN to answer questions from kids about her anti-obesity campaign. The most popular question from kids was, 'Why are you doing this to us, lady?'" –Jimmy Fallon
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: nuclear; ofst; silliness
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To: ClearCase_guy
To: Lucky9teen
I'm not going to worry about anything today.
You can call me "Mr. Chill."
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:20:20 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
(Free Men will always be armed with the Truth.)
To: Lucky9teen
Name Yourself Day is your chance to give yourself whatever name you'd like...for a day.
what's the name of the guy schtupping megan fox? i'll take his name for a day
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:33:55 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:50:36 AM PDT
by
Ro_Thunder
("Other than ending SLAVERY, FASCISM, NAZISM and COMMUNISM, war has never solved anything")
To: dead
LOL! How did you get Michelle to scale?
To: ShadowAce
You're calling yourself Top Ten? There already is a guy with that name...
He plays in band called the Dictators...
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:09:14 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
To: absolootezer0
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:10:05 AM PDT
by
Cyber Ninja
(Rebuke, Renounce, Repeal, Repeat,...)
To: dead
How did that bottom feeder get out of the tank?
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:14:10 AM PDT
by
Zeppelin
(Keep on FReepin' on...)
To: Lucky9teen
It's Friday! Giddyup go!
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:18:24 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
To: Lucky9teen; reagan_fanatic; a real Sheila; 50mm; Lizavetta; Roscoe Karns; edzo4; Netizen; ...
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:21:12 AM PDT
by
Nateman
(If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
To: Lucky9teen
Henceforth, I shall be known as Fanny.
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:22:33 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
( I have nothing better to do than sit around all night watching a lunatic not turn into a werewolf.)
To: a fool in paradise
LOL! I figure with 7 billion people in the world today, it’d be kinda difficult to come up with a unique name.
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:29:49 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce
I dub thee Elvis Hussein Obama...
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:39:02 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
To: Lucky9teen; All
To: CPOSharky
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:55:37 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: martin_fierro
DERP? My name today is Two Hours Later, with the wavy lines and all.
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posted on
04/09/2010 7:57:07 AM PDT
by
secret garden
(Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
To: Lucky9teen; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim
Name Yourself Day is your chance to give yourself whatever name you'd like...for a day. Today I shall be known as ...
GALACTUS
To: Lucky9teen
Change your first, or middle, or last name. Or, change them all.From now on I will be known as:
Cyprianus Brân Éibhear Aniketos
Random Name Generator
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:05:18 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: a fool in paradise
Oh, pleaes—not Obama. I can handle Elvis, and pretend I don’t have a middle name for Hussein—but please!!! NOT Obama!!!!
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posted on
04/09/2010 8:05:30 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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