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Posted on 04/09/2010 5:28:55 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
"And in a major reversal of U.S. policy, President Obama has narrowed the conditions under which we would use nuclear weapons. He said we'd only use them against Iran, North Korea or Fox News." –Jay Leno
"President Obama has come out with a new policy for using nuclear weapons. In a related story, Joe Biden said he would try not to drop the F-bomb so often." –Jay Leno
"The United States and Russia have signed a historic nuclear weapons treaty. Apparently, Russia is getting a little nervous. They heard we had successfully mounted a warhead on a Toyota Prius." –Jay Leno
"Next week, the president of China will be at the White House. And good news — he has no plans to foreclose." –Jay Leno
"Well, give you an idea how important this visit is from the Chinese president, I understand Joe Biden is busy learning some Chinese curse words." –Jay Leno
"Well, earlier today, President Obama threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals' home opener against the Philadelphia Phillies. And then Vice President Joe Biden was thrown out for cursing at the umpire." –Jay Leno
"Actually, President Obama didn't actually throw the ball. He got it to the catcher's mitt through a series of back-door dealings." –Jay Leno
"Last night, President Obama gave a speech at the Boston Opera House. It was a long night, because you know what they say about the opera: 'It ain't over until the fat lady gets lectured on her eating habits by Michelle Obama.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Michelle Obama held a town hall meeting on C-SPAN to answer questions from kids about her anti-obesity campaign. The most popular question from kids was, 'Why are you doing this to us, lady?'" –Jimmy Fallon
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: nuclear; ofst; silliness
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Name Yourself Day
When : Always April 9th
Name Yourself Day is your chance to give yourself whatever name you'd like...for a day. If you like your name, then change your name for just today. If you don't like your name, use today to select a new name for life!
Participating in Name Yourself Day is simple and easy. Go ahead, give it a try. Change your first, or middle, or last name. Or, change them all. Give yourself a cool and catchy nickname. Once you've selected your name, you've gotta communicate it to all of your family and friends. This could prove to be the hard part. It will likely take time for your new name to catch on.
To: Lucky9teen
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST
Go forth and be silly, Lord knows, we all need it...
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posted on
04/09/2010 5:30:38 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/09/2010 5:31:50 AM PDT
by
pookie18
(Palin/Cheney '12)
To: Lucky9teen
In Early. (My name today?)
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posted on
04/09/2010 5:32:54 AM PDT
by
CPOSharky
(What outrage will the administration foist upon We the People that will be the last straw?)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/09/2010 5:33:06 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
Who would want to change a cool middle name like Cornelis?
To: Lucky9teen
Darn it. Looks like Pirate Princess Pickle Bunny is already taken.
Guess I'll just stick with DC. ;-)
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posted on
04/09/2010 5:36:19 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: Lucky9teen
Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It’s FRIDAY! In the top 10 too!
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posted on
04/09/2010 5:36:37 AM PDT
by
rockabyebaby
(We are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/09/2010 5:39:47 AM PDT
by
Dacula
(Critical thinking Conservative American who believes in our Constitution.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/09/2010 5:40:10 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: Lucky9teen
Obama Akbar ...
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posted on
04/09/2010 5:40:24 AM PDT
by
Tarpon
( ...Rude crude socialist Obama depends on ignorance to force his will on people)
To: Lucky9teen
This has to be one of the most appropriate political cartoons ....ever!
It’s spot on.
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posted on
04/09/2010 5:40:42 AM PDT
by
unkus
To: Lucky9teen
"What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?"
- Private Frost, Aliens
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posted on
04/09/2010 5:43:54 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: ClearCase_guy
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:01:40 AM PDT
by
Bean Counter
(I keeps mah feathers numbered, for just such an emergency...)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:05:07 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:08:04 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Lucky9teen
Do you ever look at someone and wonder if their brain stem will ever flower?
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:08:22 AM PDT
by
BigCinBigD
('God helps he who helps himself.)
To: dead
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:09:14 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
(Free Men will always be armed with the Truth.)
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