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Ten green sex sins that can sabotage your love life
Yahoo News ^ | 4/7/10 | Stefanie Iris Weiss

Posted on 04/08/2010 6:25:54 PM PDT by jenk

Sin: Courting by car Why drive for miles to meet up with your lover? Take public transportation to your rendezvous point and go for a long, sensual walk to get your juices flowing.

Or think beyond the steel steering box and turn on your soon-to-be lover with a hike or a bike ride. Way to work up a sweat.

Sin: Poison perfume Synthetic fragrances are so not sexy, baby. What if your bottle of Poison really were poison for your body and the environment? Most perfumes are derived from petroleum, and some contain potential neurotoxins.

Opt for DIY alternatives made from organic essential oils. Vanilla, rose and cinnamon turn guys on; the ladies dig vetiver and cedarwood.

Sin: Eating unsustainable chocolate

Conventional cacao farming is notorious for unsafe working conditions, lack of sustainability and below-poverty wages. Not sexy!

Sin: Ditching birth control

Babies are adorable, but all those gurgling genetic replicas can be major carbon sins. Each one of those "extra" children adds 9,441 metric tons of carbon to the planet.

Sin: Aphrodisiacs courtesy of Big Agra

Whether you're using artichokes, saffron, or ginger (to seduce a woman), or cinnamon, grapes, or peaches (to seduce a man), you'll go further if you get it fresh.

Do all your research, DIY projects, and shopping beforehand so you can be totally spontaneous, like every good little eco-sexual should be.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Religion; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 2screwy2be4real; eww; globalwarming
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To: Lakeshark

LOL. I TIVO Springer’s show, so I can fall asleep laughing.


81 posted on 04/08/2010 8:32:39 PM PDT by onyx (Sarah/Michele 2012)
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To: onyx

Green pick up line: Are you......an eco-sexual?


82 posted on 04/08/2010 8:36:03 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

LOL. Go ahead and try it sometime.
I dare ya.


83 posted on 04/08/2010 8:36:59 PM PDT by onyx (Sarah/Michele 2012)
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To: onyx
Being jumped by someone with hairy legs might skeer me off........

:-)

84 posted on 04/08/2010 8:40:40 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: jenk

“Sin: Courting by car Why drive for miles to meet up with your lover? Take public transportation to your rendezvous point and go for a long, sensual walk to get your juices flowing.”

We drove 5 hours each way once a week for a year. ‘nuf said.

“Sin: Poison perfume Synthetic fragrances are so not sexy”
“Sin: Eating unsustainable chocolate”

She likes what she likes.

“Sin: Ditching birth control”

Writing this as I feed my 4mo. Yeah he’s worth 10,000 tons of carbon.

“Sin: Aphrodisiacs courtesy of Big Agra”

It works. ‘nuf said.

That blurb is written by someone who hasn’t lived yet.


85 posted on 04/08/2010 8:46:35 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (+)
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To: Lakeshark

Orion slave girls from Star Trek.


86 posted on 04/08/2010 9:05:08 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: cripplecreek

There was some adult cartoon that satirized a moonbeam vegan family. It was canceled quick and I never watched. But I did read about it, he’s a description of the family dog.

“Che (voiced by Dee Bradley Baker) – The family dog, named after the socialist/communist revolutionary Che Guevara. He is also vegan but not by choice. He craves meat and often eats neighborhood animals and pets”


87 posted on 04/09/2010 12:29:17 AM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN | NO "INDIVIDUAL MANDATE"!!!!!!!)
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To: jenk
Do all your research, DIY projects, and shopping beforehand so you can be totally spontaneous

Irony is lost on the puritanical.

88 posted on 04/09/2010 12:34:09 AM PDT by denydenydeny ("I'm sure this goes against everything you've been taught, but right and wrong do exist"-Dr House)
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To: jenk; fieldmarshaldj; Perdogg; Clintonfatigued; GOPsterinMA; Arthur Wildfire! March; NFHale

WTF ping

Sexual Sins in the Church of Gore include.

Driving

Using perfume

Eating chocolate

Having babies

Using Viagra

Using a mattress

...


89 posted on 04/09/2010 12:34:39 AM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN | NO "INDIVIDUAL MANDATE"!!!!!!!)
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To: Impy

“Using Viagra” a sin, unles ...

ObamaCare allows Viagra for rapists, sex offenders...
http://www.rollcall.com/news/44956-1.html
[And the senate majority knowingly shot down Coburn’s amendment to remove it!]


90 posted on 04/09/2010 5:25:07 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (Weakening McCain strengthens our borders, weakens guest worker aka amnesty)
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To: jenk
Sin: Poison perfume ... Most perfumes are derived from petroleum, and some contain potential neurotoxins.

considering the sexiest perfume ever is 110 octane race fuel.. yup.
91 posted on 04/09/2010 6:52:08 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)
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To: denydenydeny
Do all your research, DIY projects, and shopping beforehand so you can be totally spontaneous.

Irony is lost on the puritanical.

That's a wonderful observation. The only thing less sexy than politically-correct sex is mechanistic, loveless sex with a thin, city-bred woman who is thinking the entire time about greenhouse gases or organizing farm workers.

92 posted on 04/09/2010 7:08:07 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: jenk

Wow...the whole article is an insipid, disgusting turn-off. And they seem to share Obama’s view of babies: “...all those gurgling genetic replicas can be major carbon sins.”


93 posted on 04/09/2010 7:11:27 AM PDT by Junior_G (Funny how liberals' love affair with Muslims began on 9/11)
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To: jenk

Someone needs to post some pictures of the Earth First, anarchist types that would fall for this stuff.

The Caucasian guys you see in large cities with shoulder length dreadlocks and hemp clothing.


94 posted on 04/09/2010 7:15:01 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Karl Marx was a community organizer)
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To: Oceander
Good top 10 list, but unfortunately liberals indoctrinate all children in the public school system from childhood to adulthood, not to mention the constant spread of liberal messaging through the media and Hollywood.

Liberals don't need to have their own kids because they have ours.

95 posted on 04/09/2010 7:20:17 AM PDT by Junior_G (Funny how liberals' love affair with Muslims began on 9/11)
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To: Impy

“Sexual Sins in the Church of Gore include.”

You forgot:

Bathing


96 posted on 04/09/2010 7:21:42 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Karl Marx was a community organizer)
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To: jenk

I refuse to have sex unless each act of intercourse causes 1.7 acres of rainforest to be plundered, wasted, and poisoned.


97 posted on 04/09/2010 7:22:46 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: hstacey

“Each one of those “extra” children adds 9,441 metric tons of carbon to the planet. “

That’s my favorite: conservation of mass for thee, not me.


98 posted on 04/09/2010 7:24:39 AM PDT by PfromHoGro (These United States: For Law, By Law.... NOT!)
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To: Junior_G

Not my kid. Thank God they haven’t outlawed parochial schools, yet.


99 posted on 04/09/2010 7:30:42 AM PDT by Oceander (The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance -- Thos. Jefferson)
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To: Impy

Does painting my johnson green count???

I’m just asking...


100 posted on 04/09/2010 8:55:13 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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