Posted on 04/08/2010 6:25:54 PM PDT by jenk
Sin: Courting by car Why drive for miles to meet up with your lover? Take public transportation to your rendezvous point and go for a long, sensual walk to get your juices flowing.
Or think beyond the steel steering box and turn on your soon-to-be lover with a hike or a bike ride. Way to work up a sweat.
Sin: Poison perfume Synthetic fragrances are so not sexy, baby. What if your bottle of Poison really were poison for your body and the environment? Most perfumes are derived from petroleum, and some contain potential neurotoxins.
Opt for DIY alternatives made from organic essential oils. Vanilla, rose and cinnamon turn guys on; the ladies dig vetiver and cedarwood.
Sin: Eating unsustainable chocolate
Conventional cacao farming is notorious for unsafe working conditions, lack of sustainability and below-poverty wages. Not sexy!
Sin: Ditching birth control
Babies are adorable, but all those gurgling genetic replicas can be major carbon sins. Each one of those "extra" children adds 9,441 metric tons of carbon to the planet.
Sin: Aphrodisiacs courtesy of Big Agra
Whether you're using artichokes, saffron, or ginger (to seduce a woman), or cinnamon, grapes, or peaches (to seduce a man), you'll go further if you get it fresh.
Do all your research, DIY projects, and shopping beforehand so you can be totally spontaneous, like every good little eco-sexual should be.
(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...
LOL. I TIVO Springer’s show, so I can fall asleep laughing.
Green pick up line: Are you......an eco-sexual?
LOL. Go ahead and try it sometime.
I dare ya.
:-)
“Sin: Courting by car Why drive for miles to meet up with your lover? Take public transportation to your rendezvous point and go for a long, sensual walk to get your juices flowing.”
We drove 5 hours each way once a week for a year. ‘nuf said.
“Sin: Poison perfume Synthetic fragrances are so not sexy”
“Sin: Eating unsustainable chocolate”
She likes what she likes.
“Sin: Ditching birth control”
Writing this as I feed my 4mo. Yeah he’s worth 10,000 tons of carbon.
“Sin: Aphrodisiacs courtesy of Big Agra”
It works. ‘nuf said.
That blurb is written by someone who hasn’t lived yet.
Orion slave girls from Star Trek.
There was some adult cartoon that satirized a moonbeam vegan family. It was canceled quick and I never watched. But I did read about it, he’s a description of the family dog.
“Che (voiced by Dee Bradley Baker) – The family dog, named after the socialist/communist revolutionary Che Guevara. He is also vegan but not by choice. He craves meat and often eats neighborhood animals and pets”
Irony is lost on the puritanical.
WTF ping
Sexual Sins in the Church of Gore include.
Driving
Using perfume
Eating chocolate
Having babies
Using Viagra
Using a mattress
...
“Using Viagra” a sin, unles ...
ObamaCare allows Viagra for rapists, sex offenders...
http://www.rollcall.com/news/44956-1.html
[And the senate majority knowingly shot down Coburn’s amendment to remove it!]
Irony is lost on the puritanical.
That's a wonderful observation. The only thing less sexy than politically-correct sex is mechanistic, loveless sex with a thin, city-bred woman who is thinking the entire time about greenhouse gases or organizing farm workers.
Wow...the whole article is an insipid, disgusting turn-off. And they seem to share Obama’s view of babies: “...all those gurgling genetic replicas can be major carbon sins.”
Someone needs to post some pictures of the Earth First, anarchist types that would fall for this stuff.
The Caucasian guys you see in large cities with shoulder length dreadlocks and hemp clothing.
Liberals don't need to have their own kids because they have ours.
“Sexual Sins in the Church of Gore include.”
You forgot:
Bathing
I refuse to have sex unless each act of intercourse causes 1.7 acres of rainforest to be plundered, wasted, and poisoned.
“Each one of those “extra” children adds 9,441 metric tons of carbon to the planet. “
That’s my favorite: conservation of mass for thee, not me.
Not my kid. Thank God they haven’t outlawed parochial schools, yet.
Does painting my johnson green count???
I’m just asking...
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