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Florida vampire to run for president
WTSP ^
| 3.15.10
Posted on 03/15/2010 3:05:54 PM PDT by Perdogg
Not satisfied with living in Florida, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey wants to move to Washington, D.C. to become the nation's first vampire president.
Sharkey, 45, spent Friday on a Greyhound bus with his new fiancee, Audrianna Foster, a 19-year-old girl from Ohio he met online. She too believes she is a vampire, or vampyre.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 2012election; election2012; floriduh; jonathonsharkey; napl; sharkey2012; vampire
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To: Slings and Arrows; Perdogg
Dingbat would only be able to campaign at night!
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posted on
03/15/2010 3:34:07 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Get rich... Fire the government)
To: Perdogg
WTH?? The Left is always clamoring for diversity! Let’s give vampires a try! If nothing else, they should be great foreign policy negotiators with Muslim countries. No crosses anywhere in sight.
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posted on
03/15/2010 3:36:07 PM PDT
by
OrangeHoof
("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Bend over suckahs".)
To: Perdogg
Dracula would never take the bus.
23
posted on
03/15/2010 3:39:43 PM PDT
by
ReneeLynn
(Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
To: jakerobins
Better than some of the Blood Suckers we have in Washington DC now.........Or “Cork” soakers.....LOL"This means fargin war! I'll have your bells in a sling you fargin bastidge!"
FMCDH(BITS)
24
posted on
03/15/2010 3:53:57 PM PDT
by
nothingnew
(I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
To: Perdogg
He met his girlfriend of 19 online?
The Dems will really be able to dig up dirt on this guy!
25
posted on
03/15/2010 4:01:26 PM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: Beowulf9
Oh c’mon, how many skeletons could a guy like THAT have in his closet?
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posted on
03/15/2010 4:08:02 PM PDT
by
cake_crumb
(RR on ObieCare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRdLpem-AAs&feature=player_embedded#)
To: Perdogg
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posted on
03/15/2010 4:09:14 PM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
To: eartotheground
Yeah, Vampirella! The comixs I graduated to after “Sgt. Rock”” When it comes to a truly great tush, Vampirella’s got it, even if she is a comic book character.(The girl can’t help it, she was drawn that way.)
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posted on
03/15/2010 4:28:11 PM PDT
by
John-Irish
("Shame of him who thinks of it''.)
To: Perdogg
Well, ain’t they a cute couple.
29
posted on
03/15/2010 4:30:22 PM PDT
by
John-Irish
("Shame of him who thinks of it''.)
To: Perdogg
“Verdict’’? Ah, um, I dunno, leaning towards guilty but there is some reasonable doubt. Could be a hung jury..... Ah, what the heck , guilty.
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posted on
03/15/2010 4:32:39 PM PDT
by
John-Irish
("Shame of him who thinks of it''.)
To: Perdogg
Ok, well wait a minute here. I’m all for these two running for office yahoo! But how are they going to campaign and what if they do get elected, will they only be out at night? They have to, right? They’re vampires.
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posted on
03/15/2010 4:34:55 PM PDT
by
John-Irish
("Shame of him who thinks of it''.)
To: TheOldLady
The joke was too good to ruin with facts. ;^)
To: jakerobins
Better than some of the Blood Suckers we have in Washington DC now
Watch out what you wish for! Remember when all the talk was about Hillary thinking about running for pres? We wished and we hoped and look what we got.........Just sayin', thats all.
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posted on
03/15/2010 4:59:05 PM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(My boomerang won't come back)
To: cripplecreek
To: Slings and Arrows
Love your new tagline. It only took a second, but once it got it, it made me LOL!
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posted on
03/15/2010 5:17:53 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
To: Perdogg
Better than what we have now!!
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posted on
03/15/2010 5:26:20 PM PDT
by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
To: nothingnew
LOL...I can't believe someone got the Johnny Dangerously reference.....
)
To: Perdogg
The pictures with the story are a riot. I think the only thing his fiancee has sunk her fangs into lately are donuts.
You’d never catch Christopher Lee in a trucker cap.
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posted on
03/15/2010 6:11:04 PM PDT
by
exile
(I will NOT submit.)
To: John-Irish
Well, ain’t they a cute couple. What's with the closeup pics of the girl's hickey? You'd think Count Chocula there would be able to pierce the skin.
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posted on
03/15/2010 6:15:12 PM PDT
by
exile
(I will NOT submit.)
To: Perdogg
What a goon.....Those twighlight homo's look more like Vampire's than that fat tub.....Did Jonathan go to Hot Topic to get his Vamp Gear.....LOL
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